Guest guest Posted September 25, 2005 Report Share Posted September 25, 2005 One Liners for the weekend : ) Good words are worth much, and cost little. After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead. A pessimist is someone who complains about the noise when opportunity knocks. You’re not a complete idiot. There are still some parts missing! If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? Upper Crust: a bunch of crumbs stuck together with a lot of dough. The brightest things you ever say are those you think about the next day. Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it. Man can live without air for seconds, without water for days,without food for weeks, and without ideas for years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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