Guest guest Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 One Liners for the Easter Break : ) The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. --Mark Twain Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads Insanity is my only means of relaxation. If you can remain calm, you just don't have all the facts. No sense being pessimistic, it probably wouldn't work anyway Most problems are not created or solved; they only change appearances Most problems are not created or solved; they only change appearances There are obviously two educations. One should teach us how to make aliving and the other how to live. You don't have to blow out the other fellow's light to let your own shine. An optimist is somebody who always sees the bright side of your problem. TEACHER to Little Jimmy, "why do you always get so dirty?""Little Jimmy, "I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are." The best way to predict the future is to create it! jay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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