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Father :- A banker provided by nature.Boss :- Someone who is early when you are late and late when you areearly.Smile :- A curve that can set a lot of things straight.Rumour :- News that travels at the speed of sound.Dictionary:- The only place where divorce comes before marriage.College :- A place where some pursue learning and others learnpursuing.Ecstasy :- A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feelingyou have never felt before.Office :- A place where you can relax after your strenuous homelife.Yawn :- The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.Etc. :- A sign to make others believe that you know more than youactually do.Committee :- Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit todecide that nothing can be donetogether.Classic :- A book which people praise, but do not read.Marriage :- It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelordegree and woman gains her master's.Worry :- Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.Experience:- The name men give to their mistakes.Tears :- The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated byfeminine power.Atom Bomb :- An invention to end all inventions.Philosopher:-A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken ofwhen dead.Diplomat :- A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way thatyou actually look forward to the trip.Optimist :- A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally fallsinto a river.Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter inZERO,instead of the first letter in wordOPPORTUNITYMiser :- A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.Criminal :- A guy no different from the rest... except that he gotcaught.Politician:- One who shakes your hand before elections and yourconfidence after.Doctor :- A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you withhis bills.Software Engineer :- Who is paid for reading this mail.