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Customer :: I can do that. I'm not very technical, but I think I am

ready to install now. What do I do first?

 

Tech Support :: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you

located

your HEART, ma'am ?

 

Customer :: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right

now.Is it okay to install while they are running?

 

Tech Support :: What programs are running ma'am?

 

Customer :: Let me see....I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE,

GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.

 

Tech Support :: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase

PASTHURT.EXE

From your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent

memory , But it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will

eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called

HIGHESTEEM.EXE However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE

and

RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly

installed. Can you turn those off ma'am?

 

Customer :: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

 

Tech Support :: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke

FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE

and

RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.

 

Customer :: Okay, I'm done. LOVE has started installing itself

automatically. Is that normal?

 

Tech Support :: Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it

will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?

 

Customer :: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?

Tech Support :: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program.

You need to begin connecting to other HEARTS in order to get the

upgrades.

 

Customer :: Oops...I have an error message already. What should I do?

 

Tech Support :: What does the message say?

 

Customer :: It says " ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL

COMPONENTS " . What does that mean?

 

Tech Support :: Don't worry ma'am, that's a common problem. It means

that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not

yet been run on your HEART.It is one of those complicated programming

things, but in non-technical terms it means you have to " LOVE "

your own machine before it can " LOVE " others.

 

Customer :: So what should I do?

 

Tech Support :: Can you find the directory called " SELF-ACCEPTANCE " ?

 

Customer :: Yes, I have it.

 

Tech Support :: Excellent, you are getting good at this.

 

Customer :: Thank you.

 

Tech Support :: You're welcome. Click on the following files and then

copy them to the " MYHEART " directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT,

REALIZEWORTH.TXT,and GOODNESS.DOC. The system will

overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty

programming. Also, you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all

directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make

sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

 

Customer :: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with really neat

files.SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that

WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all

over my HEART!

 

Tech Support :: Then LOVE is installed and running. You should be

able

to handle it from here. One more thing before I go

 

Customer :: Yes?

 

Tech Support :: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various

modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other

people and they will return some really neat modules back to you.

 

Customer :: I will. Thank you for your help

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Shankaram Siva Shankaram !!

 

Dear Raji,

 

That was a wonderful piece of software installation.

Good to have a freeware that will automatically bring in other

freewares as well.

 

Love

NCS

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