Guest guest Posted July 12, 2000 Report Share Posted July 12, 2000 Hi Ganesh, That was a good attempt. We enjoyed reading it. Thanks. Bye Dev - Ganesh S Tuesday, July 25, 2000 2:15 AM Laugh @ Leisure Quite nice, though its an old one.> > Enjoy the Thiruvilaiyadal> > >> > >> >> > >> CAUTION :> > >> ***********> > >> This is just an attempt to modify the famous Tharumi episode of> > >> the Tamil> > >> movie 'Thiruvilaiyaadal'.There r some constraints.> > >> 1.The dialogues of Nagesh.Well..It is NOT possible for me to> > >> bring the effect fully.> > >> 2.The sequence of dialogues...I dont remember the exact> > >> seq.So,this version is NOT the final one.> > >> ____________> > >> Thiruvilaiyaadal> > >> ____________> > >>> > >> ACT ONE> > >> ________> > >>> > >> Madhurai.> > >> Market place.> > >> A guy sitting on an elephant with a drum in his hand. Seems he's> > >> going to make an announcement.> > >> Yes.> > >>> > >> DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM> > >>> > >> Naattu makkalukkoar narchcheidhi!!!!!> > >> Namadhu paandiya mannarukku yaerppattulla sandhegaththai> > >> theerththu vaikkak> > >> koodiya C program-i yezhudhik kondu varum programmerukku aayiram> > >> america> > >> dollargal parisaaga alikkappadum.> > >>> > >> DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM> > >>> > >> Tharumi comes from inside the crowd in an effort to hear the> > >> thing clearly.> > >>> > >> Thar (to the guy on elephant) : Yevvalavu??aayiram america> > >> dollaraa?> > >> guy on elephant : Amaam..aayiram america dollargal> > >>> > >> Tharumi could not control himself.> > >> He begins to talk with himself.> > >>> > >> Ayyo Ayyo...> > >> Onnaa rendaa> > >> Aayiram dollar achchae..> > >> Aayiram dollar achchae..> > >> naan yenna pannuvaen....> > >> ipponnu paaththu program yezhudha varla,program yezhudha varla> > >> Appa sokka...> > >>> > >> Sivan,the GOD appears from nowhere.> > >> Sivan looks like a Systems programmer.> > >> He calls Tharumi,who was all alone in his greedy thoughts.> > >>> > >> Sivan : Pulavarae...> > >> Tharu : Yaar adhu?> > >> Sivan : Azhaiththadhu naandhaan> > >> Tharu : appadia? yaen azaichcheenga?> > >> Sivan : Mannarin ayyappaatai neekkum C Program unakkuk> > >> kidaiththaal,parisu> > >> aththanaiyum unakkae kidaiththu vidumallavaa?> > >> Tharu : Aamaam aamaam> > >> Sivan : Naan andhap programmai tharugiraen. Tharu : yaaru..nee> > >> Sivan : Aam> > >> Tharu : adha kondu poi yen programnu sollavaa.> > >> yedho Y2K bug yellam solve pannikittu irukkaen. programmernu> > >> oththukkittu irukkaanga.> > >> adhaiyum kedukkalaamnu paakkiria.> > >> Sivan : Paravaayillai.Yedhuththuch chel. Tharu : appa> > >> thirudalaangiriyaa.> > >> Sivan : HaHaHa> > >> Tharu : Deiveega sirippaiyaa ungaladhu.> > >> Sivan : En thiramaiyin meedhu sandhegam irundhaal,nee> > >> vaendumaanaal yennai> > >> parisodhiththup paaraen..unakkuth thiramai irundhaal..> > >>> > >> Now,Tharumi gets angry...> > >> Tharu : yaaru..yenkittayaevaa..yenkittayaevaa..> > >> yenkittayae modhap paakkiriyaa...> > >> naan aalu paakkaraththukku sumaaraadhaan iruppaen. aanaa yen> > >> programming paththi unakkuth theriyaadhu. thayaaraa iru> > >> Sivan : Appadiyae.Kekvigalai nee kaetkiraayaa alladhu naan> > >> kaetkattumaa?> > >> Tharu : ah..naanae kaekkaraen.> > >> yenakku kaekkadhaan theriyum> > >> mmm...> > >> The famous question answer session.> > >>> > >> Tharu : Pirikka mudiyaadhadhu yennavo? Sivan : Body shoppingum> > >> commisionum> > >> Tharu : Saerndhae iruppadhu?> > >> Sivan : Windowsum buggum> > >> Tharu : Sollakkoodadhadhu?> > >> Sivan : Clientidam unmai> > >> Tharu : Sollak koodiyadhu?> > >> Sivan : Seminaril poigal> > >> Tharu : Code-kku azhagu?> > >> Sivan : Comment-udan iruppadhu> > >> Tharu : Comment-enap paduvadhu?> > >> Sivan : Puriyaadhiruppadhu> > >> Tharu : OS-ukku?> > >> Sivan : Unix> > >> Tharu : Language-kku?> > >> Sivan : C> > >> Tharu : Offsite-ukku?> > >> Sivan : Nee> > >> Tharu : Onsite-ukku?> > >> Sivan : Naan.> > >>> > >> Tharu : Ayya aala vidu..> > >>> > >> Tharumi falls at Sivan's feet and recovers himself.> > >>> > >> Tharu : Ayya..Neer programmer.> > >> Sivan : Nee..> > >> Tharu : Illai.Naan programmer illai.> > >> Yengae andhap programme-ik kodungal.> > >> Mannar yenna kodukkiraro adhai appadiyae ungalidam koduththu> > >> vidugiraen.Neer paarththu yaedhavadhu seyyum.> > >> Sivan hands over a floppy to Tharumi.> > >> Sivan : Parisaththanaiyum neeyae vaiththuk kol. Tharu : Aayiram> > >> dollaraiyumaa?> > >> Sivan : Aam.Sendru vaa.> > >>> > >> Tharu leaves with the floppy,but hesitates for a moment. He comes> > >> back and asks Sivan> > >>> > >> Tharu : Parisu kidaiththaal naan vaangikkolgiraen.> > >> Vaeru yedhaavadhu kidaiththaal...> > >> Sivan : Yennidam vaa.naan paarththuk kolgiraen Tharu : Yengenga> > >> veengi irukkunnaa?> > >> Sivan : HaHaHa> > >> Tharu : Idharkkum sirippiththaanaa?> > >> Sivan : Vetri unakkae.Poai vaa.> > >> Tharu : Naan marumurai ungalai yengu paarppadhu? Sivan : Yengum> > >> paarkkalaam.> > >> Tharu : Oho.Body-shopper pola irukku.> > >> Sivan : Indha voorilaeyae periya veedu nam veedudhaan. Tharu :> > >> Yendha veedo?> > >> Sivan shows the temple.> > >>> > >>> > >> ACT TWO> > >> ________> > >> Pandiyan's software thiruchchabai> > >>> > >> There are lots of programmers,system analysts and module leaders> > >> sitting> > >> with a laptop at the appropriate place.> > >>> > >> Tharu enters totally confused.> > >> Tharu : Mannaa!!> > >> Guy1 stretches his hands in the direction of King. But Tharumi> > >> calls the next guy as> > >> Tharu : Arasae!!> > >> This happens several times.> > >> Then,> > >>> > >> Tharu : Paar vaendhae!!!> > >> Yennaip paar vaendhae!!> > >> Programmudan vandhirukkum Tharumiyin vanakkam.> > >> Pandi : Yengae! umadhu source code-ik kodum. Tharu hands over the> > >> Floppy to Pandiyan.> > >> Pandiyan gives it to the Data entry operator sitting just below> > >> him.> > >> The operator puts that floppy in his pc,copies the content to C> > >> drive and> > >> opens the file in the editor.> > >>> > >>> > >> #include<stdio.h>> > >> void main()> > >> {> > >> a=13*3;> > >> printf("%d\n",a);> > >> }> > >>> > >>> > >> Paandi is excited.> > >> Pandi : Aha... arumaiyaana logic.> > >> Aazhndha syntax.> > >> Theerndhadhu sandhegam.> > >> Tharu : Manna ..Parisu.> > >> Pandi : Yaar angae...Aayiram america dollargalai yeduththu> > >> vaarungal.> > >> Tharu : Modhalla indha CD-kaaran kadana theeththudanum..> > >>> > >> The prize arrives.> > >> Tharumi is all set to receieve it.> > >>> > >> Pandi : Software sangam theerththu vaikkadha yen sandhegaththai> > >> thani oru programmer-aaga theerththu vaiththa Tharumikku indhap> > >> paricinai alikkiraen.> > >>> > >> Well.> > >> Tharumi is not so lucky.> > >> A voice comes from the other side of the sabhai.> > >> That voice belongs to Nakkeeran,the Senior systems analyst of the> > >> Pandiya> > >> kingdom.> > >>> > >> Nak : Manna..Satrup porungal.> > >> Programmer-ae satru ippadi varugireeraa?> > >> Tharu : Mudiyaadhu.Parisai vaangik konduthaan varuvaen.> > >> Neengal poadungal manna.> > >> Nak : Adhildhaan prachchinai irukkiradhu. Tharumi goes to> > >> Nakkeeran.> > >> Tharu : Vandhaen.Yennayya prachchianai?> > >> Nak : Indhap programme-i yezhudhiyadhu neerdhaanae? Tharu :> > >> Naan..Naan..Naanedhaan yezhudhinaen.> > >> Pinna Internet-landhu download pannikkitta vandhaen?> > >> Yennudayadhudhaan Yennudayadhudhaan Yennudayadhudhaan ayya.> > >> Nak : Appadiyaanaal adhai compile seidhu vittu,piragu parisaip> > >> petruch> > >> chellalaamae.> > >> Tharu : Mannarukkae vilangi vittadhu,idaiyil neer yenna.> > >> Manna!!naan romba kashtappadugiraen, ivar veru compile seiyach> > >> cholgiraar.> > >> Meanwhile Nakkeeran compiles the program. It gives an error> > >> message : a not defined.> > >> Nak : Sariyaana oru programukku yem mannavan parisalikkiraar> > >> yendraal> > >> adhaik kandu sandhoshappadum mudhal manidhan naandhaan. Adhe> > >> samayam,Ken thompson-um,Dennis ritchie-um kattik> > >> kaaththa> > >> indha software thiruchchabaiyilae,thavaraana oru> > >> programukku> > >> pandian parisalikkiraan yendraal adhaik kandu varuththap> > >> padubhavanum> > >> naandhaan.> > >> Tharu : Oho.Ingu yellaamae neerdhaanoe?> > >> Code yezhudhip peyar vaangum programmer-gal irukkiraargal. Bug> > >> kandu pidiththae peyar vaangum programmer-galum> > >> irukkiraargal.> > >> Nak : Hehehe> > >> Tharu : Sirikkadheer.> > >> Idhil neer yendhap pirivai serndhavar yendru ungalukkae> > >> theriyum> > >> yendru ninaikkiraen.> > >> Ondru nichchayam ayya.> > >> Ummaip poal rendu SSA-kkal,vaendaam neer oruvarae podhum.> > >> irundhaal industry uruppadum.> > >> Mudindhaal mannaridam sollungal.> > >> Yenakkup parisu vaendaam.> > >>> > >> ACT THREE> > >> __________> > >>> > >> Temple> > >>> > >> Tharumi is all alone,scolding himself.> > >>> > >> Tharu : Yenakku vaenum...Yenakku vaenum...> > >> Aasai Aasai...> > >> Yaendaa..> > >> Maanam poachchae...> > >> Inimae sondhamaa program yezhudhinaa kooda,"yaempaa idhu nee> > >> yezhudhinadhudhaanaa"-nu kaeppaanae.> > >> naan yenna pannuvaen..> > >>> > >> Climbs a pillar.> > >>> > >> Tharu : Thoraththi thoraththi vandhu adikkara maadhiri irukkae..> > >> Ayyo..Sokkaa Sokkaa..> > >> Avanai nambi logic poachchu...ippa kaththik kaththik koralum> > >> poyidap povudhu> > >> Illa..avana kooppidak koodaadhu....> > >> avanillai...avanillai...nambhaadhae...nambhaadhae...> > >>> > >> Again Sivan comes from nowhere....> > >>> > >> Tharu : Vayyaa...Vaa...Thimirudhaanae unakku Sivan :> > >> Tharumiyae..parisu kidaiththadhaa? Tharu : um..yellaam> > >> kedaichchadhu.> > >> odhai onnudhaan baakki.> > >> konjam irundhirundhaa adhaiyum vaangittudhaan vandhiruppaen.> > >> Sivan : (Angrily) Tharumiyae...Sabayil nadandhadhaik kooru...> > >> Tharu : Paesum bodhu nallaa paesu..> > >> program yezhudhumbodhu kotta vutturu. Sabaiyilae un code-i> > >> kuththamnu sollittanga.> > >> Sivan : Yevan sonnadhu??> > >> Tharu : Anga orththan irukkaanya unga paattan,senior system> > >> analyst.> > >> avandhaanyaa sonnaan..> > >>> > >> Sivan grabs Tharumi by hand and takes him to the sabai once again> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >> ACT FOUR> > >> _________> > >>> > >> Software thiruchchabai> > >>> > >>> > >> Sivan : Tharumi kondu vandha code-il kutram sonnavan yevan? Pandi> > >> : Avan,ivan yendra yeka vasanam vendaam.> > >> Avai adakkaththudan kaettaal thakka badhil tharappadum.> > >> Sivan : Appadiyaanaal ingu mannarai vida matravarukku mariyaadhai> > >> adhigamoe?> > >> Pandi : Idhu arasa sabhai alla.Software thiruchchabai.Ingu> > >> anaivarum> > >> samam.> > >> Sivan : Adhanaalthaan Tharumi kondu vantha code-il kurai> > >> kandeeroe?> > >> Nakke : pizhaiyaana program yenbadhaal parisukku arukathai illai> > >> yendru> > >> thaduththuk kooriyavan naandhaan.> > >> Sivan : O..Keeranoe...yenna kutram kandeer?> > >> Nakke : Mudharkkan yezhudhiya neer varaamal,code-i ivaridam> > >> koduththanuppia> > >> kaaranam?> > >> Sivan : Adhu nadandhu mudindha kadhai.> > >> Thodangiya prachchinaikku vaarum.> > >> Nakke : Designer-ukku mudhalil poiyurai thevai illai yenbadhu> > >> therindhirukkum> > >> Sivan :> > >> Therindhadhu,Theriyaadhadhu,Arindhadhu,Ariyaadhadhu,Pirandhadhu,> > >> Piravaadhadhu anaiththum yaam arivoam. Adhu patri umadhu vilakkam> > >> thevai illai.> > >> Nakke : Yellaam therindhavar yendraal yezhudhum program-il bug> > >> irukkaadhu> > >> yendru arththamaa??> > >> Adhai yaam yeduththuk koorak koodaadha???> > >> Sivan : Koorum...Koorum...Koorippaarum..haha> > >>> > >> Pandi : Review-vil sarchchai varalaam.Aanaal adhu sandaiyaaga> > >> maari vidak> > >> koodaathu.> > >>> > >> Sivan : Sandaiyum sachcharavum programmergalin paramparai> > >> soththu.> > >> Adhai maatra yaaraalum mudiyaadhu.> > >> Nadappadhai vaedikkai paarum.> > >> Sivan : (To Nakkeeran) Yengu kutram kandeer?> > >> Syntax-ila alladhu logic-ilaa??> > >> Nakke : Logic-il kutram illai.Irundhaalum adhu compile aagi vidum> > >> Syntax-ildhaan kutram irukkiradhu.> > >> Sivan : Yenna kutram?> > >> Nakke : Yengae umadhu program-ik koorum. Sivan :> > >> #include<stdio.h>> > >> void main()> > >> {> > >> a=13*3;> > >> printf("%d\n",a);> > >> }> > >> Nakke : Idhan porul??> > >> Sivan : padhinmoondraiyum,moondraiyum perukki a yendra> > >> variable-il> > >> vaikkiraen.Piragu a-vai print seigiraen.> > >> Nakke : Idhan moolam thaangal mannarukku solla virumbhuvadhu?> > >> Sivan : haha..Puriyavillai.> > >> int a; yengira declaration thevai illai yenbadhu yemadhu> > >> mudivu.> > >> Nakke : Orukkaalum irukka mudiyaadhu.> > >> Mudhalilae declare seivadhanaal mattumae oru variable-i use> > >> panna> > >> mudiyumae thavira,declare pannaamal use panna mudiyaadhu.> > >> Sivan : C++ -ilum appadiththaanoe?> > >> Nakke : Aam.> > >> Sivan : Java-vil?> > >> Nakke : Java yenna...Yellaa high level language-ilum> > >> appadiththaan.> > >> Oru variable-i declare seidha piragae use panna mudiyumae> > >> alladhu> > >> declare seiyaamal alla.> > >> Sivan : Umadhu project managerukkum appadiththaanoe? Nakke :> > >> Project manager yenna..naan andraadam vazhipadum Kerniganukku> > >> idappakkam amarndhirukkiraanae,Ritchie,avanukkum adhae vidhip> > >> padiththaan.> > >> Sivan : Nichchayamaaga?> > >> Nakke : Nichchayamaaga> > >> Sivan : Umadhu software pulamaiyin meedhu aanaiyaaga? Nakke :> > >> Yenadhu software consultancy meedhu aanaiyaaga.> > >> Sivan : Allum pagalum Mainframe-il velai seidhu,Y2K bug-i sari> > >> seiyyum> > >> Keeranoe yen C program-i aaraaindhu sollaththakkavan?> > >> Nakke : Y2K solve seivadhu yengal velai.> > >> Bodyshopper-ukkaedhu velai.> > >> COBOL-il yezhudhugirome...aranae> > >> un poal Syntax-il thappu seivadhillai.> > >> Sivan : Nakkeeraa....Yennai nandraagap paar......> > >> FLASH...> > >> Naan yezhudhiya C program kutramaa?> > >> Nakke : Neerae ANSI standard-um aaguga.> > >> Variable declare seiyaadhadhu kutramae. Harddisk-i yerippinum> > >> kutram kutramae..> > >> Sivan burns the harddisk of Nakkeeran's pc. Pandi : Iraivaa....> > >> Pizhai poruththarula vaendum,> > >> Senior system analyst Nakkeerarin harddisk-i recover seidhu arula> > >> vaendum.> > >>> > >> Sivan is very BIG now.> > >>> > >> Sivan : Pandiyane....> > >> Nakkeeranin harddisk ippodhae recover aagum...> > >>> > >> The harddisk reappears.> > >>> > >> Nakke : Unix-um neeyae..Windows-um neeyae> > >> C -um neeyae...Java-vum neeyae> > >> Variable-um neeyae...> > >> Constant-um neeyae...> > >> ______> >> > > > ______________________> Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com> Get Mail - Free email you can access from anywhere!/------Wish you had something rad to add to your email? We do at www.supersig.com.http://click./1/6810/7/_/_/_/964471524/------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 24, 2000 Report Share Posted July 24, 2000 Quite nice, though its an old one. > > Enjoy the Thiruvilaiyadal > > > > > > > > > > >> CAUTION : > > >> *********** > > >> This is just an attempt to modify the famous Tharumi episode of > > >> the Tamil > > >> movie 'Thiruvilaiyaadal'.There r some constraints. > > >> 1.The dialogues of Nagesh.Well..It is NOT possible for me to > > >> bring the effect fully. > > >> 2.The sequence of dialogues...I dont remember the exact > > >> seq.So,this version is NOT the final one. > > >> ____________ > > >> Thiruvilaiyaadal > > >> ____________ > > >> > > >> ACT ONE > > >> ________ > > >> > > >> Madhurai. > > >> Market place. > > >> A guy sitting on an elephant with a drum in his hand. Seems he's > > >> going to make an announcement. > > >> Yes. > > >> > > >> DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM > > >> > > >> Naattu makkalukkoar narchcheidhi!!!!! > > >> Namadhu paandiya mannarukku yaerppattulla sandhegaththai > > >> theerththu vaikkak > > >> koodiya C program-i yezhudhik kondu varum programmerukku aayiram > > >> america > > >> dollargal parisaaga alikkappadum. > > >> > > >> DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM > > >> > > >> Tharumi comes from inside the crowd in an effort to hear the > > >> thing clearly. > > >> > > >> Thar (to the guy on elephant) : Yevvalavu??aayiram america > > >> dollaraa? > > >> guy on elephant : Amaam..aayiram america dollargal > > >> > > >> Tharumi could not control himself. > > >> He begins to talk with himself. > > >> > > >> Ayyo Ayyo... > > >> Onnaa rendaa > > >> Aayiram dollar achchae.. > > >> Aayiram dollar achchae.. > > >> naan yenna pannuvaen.... > > >> ipponnu paaththu program yezhudha varla,program yezhudha varla > > >> Appa sokka... > > >> > > >> Sivan,the GOD appears from nowhere. > > >> Sivan looks like a Systems programmer. > > >> He calls Tharumi,who was all alone in his greedy thoughts. > > >> > > >> Sivan : Pulavarae... > > >> Tharu : Yaar adhu? > > >> Sivan : Azhaiththadhu naandhaan > > >> Tharu : appadia? yaen azaichcheenga? > > >> Sivan : Mannarin ayyappaatai neekkum C Program unakkuk > > >> kidaiththaal,parisu > > >> aththanaiyum unakkae kidaiththu vidumallavaa? > > >> Tharu : Aamaam aamaam > > >> Sivan : Naan andhap programmai tharugiraen. Tharu : yaaru..nee > > >> Sivan : Aam > > >> Tharu : adha kondu poi yen programnu sollavaa. > > >> yedho Y2K bug yellam solve pannikittu irukkaen. programmernu > > >> oththukkittu irukkaanga. > > >> adhaiyum kedukkalaamnu paakkiria. > > >> Sivan : Paravaayillai.Yedhuththuch chel. Tharu : appa > > >> thirudalaangiriyaa. > > >> Sivan : HaHaHa > > >> Tharu : Deiveega sirippaiyaa ungaladhu. > > >> Sivan : En thiramaiyin meedhu sandhegam irundhaal,nee > > >> vaendumaanaal yennai > > >> parisodhiththup paaraen..unakkuth thiramai irundhaal.. > > >> > > >> Now,Tharumi gets angry... > > >> Tharu : yaaru..yenkittayaevaa..yenkittayaevaa.. > > >> yenkittayae modhap paakkiriyaa... > > >> naan aalu paakkaraththukku sumaaraadhaan iruppaen. aanaa yen > > >> programming paththi unakkuth theriyaadhu. thayaaraa iru > > >> Sivan : Appadiyae.Kekvigalai nee kaetkiraayaa alladhu naan > > >> kaetkattumaa? > > >> Tharu : ah..naanae kaekkaraen. > > >> yenakku kaekkadhaan theriyum > > >> mmm... > > >> The famous question answer session. > > >> > > >> Tharu : Pirikka mudiyaadhadhu yennavo? Sivan : Body shoppingum > > >> commisionum > > >> Tharu : Saerndhae iruppadhu? > > >> Sivan : Windowsum buggum > > >> Tharu : Sollakkoodadhadhu? > > >> Sivan : Clientidam unmai > > >> Tharu : Sollak koodiyadhu? > > >> Sivan : Seminaril poigal > > >> Tharu : Code-kku azhagu? > > >> Sivan : Comment-udan iruppadhu > > >> Tharu : Comment-enap paduvadhu? > > >> Sivan : Puriyaadhiruppadhu > > >> Tharu : OS-ukku? > > >> Sivan : Unix > > >> Tharu : Language-kku? > > >> Sivan : C > > >> Tharu : Offsite-ukku? > > >> Sivan : Nee > > >> Tharu : Onsite-ukku? > > >> Sivan : Naan. > > >> > > >> Tharu : Ayya aala vidu.. > > >> > > >> Tharumi falls at Sivan's feet and recovers himself. > > >> > > >> Tharu : Ayya..Neer programmer. > > >> Sivan : Nee.. > > >> Tharu : Illai.Naan programmer illai. > > >> Yengae andhap programme-ik kodungal. > > >> Mannar yenna kodukkiraro adhai appadiyae ungalidam koduththu > > >> vidugiraen.Neer paarththu yaedhavadhu seyyum. > > >> Sivan hands over a floppy to Tharumi. > > >> Sivan : Parisaththanaiyum neeyae vaiththuk kol. Tharu : Aayiram > > >> dollaraiyumaa? > > >> Sivan : Aam.Sendru vaa. > > >> > > >> Tharu leaves with the floppy,but hesitates for a moment. He comes > > >> back and asks Sivan > > >> > > >> Tharu : Parisu kidaiththaal naan vaangikkolgiraen. > > >> Vaeru yedhaavadhu kidaiththaal... > > >> Sivan : Yennidam vaa.naan paarththuk kolgiraen Tharu : Yengenga > > >> veengi irukkunnaa? > > >> Sivan : HaHaHa > > >> Tharu : Idharkkum sirippiththaanaa? > > >> Sivan : Vetri unakkae.Poai vaa. > > >> Tharu : Naan marumurai ungalai yengu paarppadhu? Sivan : Yengum > > >> paarkkalaam. > > >> Tharu : Oho.Body-shopper pola irukku. > > >> Sivan : Indha voorilaeyae periya veedu nam veedudhaan. Tharu : > > >> Yendha veedo? > > >> Sivan shows the temple. > > >> > > >> > > >> ACT TWO > > >> ________ > > >> Pandiyan's software thiruchchabai > > >> > > >> There are lots of programmers,system analysts and module leaders > > >> sitting > > >> with a laptop at the appropriate place. > > >> > > >> Tharu enters totally confused. > > >> Tharu : Mannaa!! > > >> Guy1 stretches his hands in the direction of King. But Tharumi > > >> calls the next guy as > > >> Tharu : Arasae!! > > >> This happens several times. > > >> Then, > > >> > > >> Tharu : Paar vaendhae!!! > > >> Yennaip paar vaendhae!! > > >> Programmudan vandhirukkum Tharumiyin vanakkam. > > >> Pandi : Yengae! umadhu source code-ik kodum. Tharu hands over the > > >> Floppy to Pandiyan. > > >> Pandiyan gives it to the Data entry operator sitting just below > > >> him. > > >> The operator puts that floppy in his pc,copies the content to C > > >> drive and > > >> opens the file in the editor. > > >> > > >> > > >> #include<stdio.h> > > >> void main() > > >> { > > >> a=13*3; > > >> printf( " %d\n " ,a); > > >> } > > >> > > >> > > >> Paandi is excited. > > >> Pandi : Aha... arumaiyaana logic. > > >> Aazhndha syntax. > > >> Theerndhadhu sandhegam. > > >> Tharu : Manna ..Parisu. > > >> Pandi : Yaar angae...Aayiram america dollargalai yeduththu > > >> vaarungal. > > >> Tharu : Modhalla indha CD-kaaran kadana theeththudanum.. > > >> > > >> The prize arrives. > > >> Tharumi is all set to receieve it. > > >> > > >> Pandi : Software sangam theerththu vaikkadha yen sandhegaththai > > >> thani oru programmer-aaga theerththu vaiththa Tharumikku indhap > > >> paricinai alikkiraen. > > >> > > >> Well. > > >> Tharumi is not so lucky. > > >> A voice comes from the other side of the sabhai. > > >> That voice belongs to Nakkeeran,the Senior systems analyst of the > > >> Pandiya > > >> kingdom. > > >> > > >> Nak : Manna..Satrup porungal. > > >> Programmer-ae satru ippadi varugireeraa? > > >> Tharu : Mudiyaadhu.Parisai vaangik konduthaan varuvaen. > > >> Neengal poadungal manna. > > >> Nak : Adhildhaan prachchinai irukkiradhu. Tharumi goes to > > >> Nakkeeran. > > >> Tharu : Vandhaen.Yennayya prachchianai? > > >> Nak : Indhap programme-i yezhudhiyadhu neerdhaanae? Tharu : > > >> Naan..Naan..Naanedhaan yezhudhinaen. > > >> Pinna Internet-landhu download pannikkitta vandhaen? > > >> Yennudayadhudhaan Yennudayadhudhaan Yennudayadhudhaan ayya. > > >> Nak : Appadiyaanaal adhai compile seidhu vittu,piragu parisaip > > >> petruch > > >> chellalaamae. > > >> Tharu : Mannarukkae vilangi vittadhu,idaiyil neer yenna. > > >> Manna!!naan romba kashtappadugiraen, ivar veru compile seiyach > > >> cholgiraar. > > >> Meanwhile Nakkeeran compiles the program. It gives an error > > >> message : a not defined. > > >> Nak : Sariyaana oru programukku yem mannavan parisalikkiraar > > >> yendraal > > >> adhaik kandu sandhoshappadum mudhal manidhan naandhaan. Adhe > > >> samayam,Ken thompson-um,Dennis ritchie-um kattik > > >> kaaththa > > >> indha software thiruchchabaiyilae,thavaraana oru > > >> programukku > > >> pandian parisalikkiraan yendraal adhaik kandu varuththap > > >> padubhavanum > > >> naandhaan. > > >> Tharu : Oho.Ingu yellaamae neerdhaanoe? > > >> Code yezhudhip peyar vaangum programmer-gal irukkiraargal. Bug > > >> kandu pidiththae peyar vaangum programmer-galum > > >> irukkiraargal. > > >> Nak : Hehehe > > >> Tharu : Sirikkadheer. > > >> Idhil neer yendhap pirivai serndhavar yendru ungalukkae > > >> theriyum > > >> yendru ninaikkiraen. > > >> Ondru nichchayam ayya. > > >> Ummaip poal rendu SSA-kkal,vaendaam neer oruvarae podhum. > > >> irundhaal industry uruppadum. > > >> Mudindhaal mannaridam sollungal. > > >> Yenakkup parisu vaendaam. > > >> > > >> ACT THREE > > >> __________ > > >> > > >> Temple > > >> > > >> Tharumi is all alone,scolding himself. > > >> > > >> Tharu : Yenakku vaenum...Yenakku vaenum... > > >> Aasai Aasai... > > >> Yaendaa.. > > >> Maanam poachchae... > > >> Inimae sondhamaa program yezhudhinaa kooda, " yaempaa idhu nee > > >> yezhudhinadhudhaanaa " -nu kaeppaanae. > > >> naan yenna pannuvaen.. > > >> > > >> Climbs a pillar. > > >> > > >> Tharu : Thoraththi thoraththi vandhu adikkara maadhiri irukkae.. > > >> Ayyo..Sokkaa Sokkaa.. > > >> Avanai nambi logic poachchu...ippa kaththik kaththik koralum > > >> poyidap povudhu > > >> Illa..avana kooppidak koodaadhu.... > > >> avanillai...avanillai...nambhaadhae...nambhaadhae... > > >> > > >> Again Sivan comes from nowhere.... > > >> > > >> Tharu : Vayyaa...Vaa...Thimirudhaanae unakku Sivan : > > >> Tharumiyae..parisu kidaiththadhaa? Tharu : um..yellaam > > >> kedaichchadhu. > > >> odhai onnudhaan baakki. > > >> konjam irundhirundhaa adhaiyum vaangittudhaan vandhiruppaen. > > >> Sivan : (Angrily) Tharumiyae...Sabayil nadandhadhaik kooru... > > >> Tharu : Paesum bodhu nallaa paesu.. > > >> program yezhudhumbodhu kotta vutturu. Sabaiyilae un code-i > > >> kuththamnu sollittanga. > > >> Sivan : Yevan sonnadhu?? > > >> Tharu : Anga orththan irukkaanya unga paattan,senior system > > >> analyst. > > >> avandhaanyaa sonnaan.. > > >> > > >> Sivan grabs Tharumi by hand and takes him to the sabai once again > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> ACT FOUR > > >> _________ > > >> > > >> Software thiruchchabai > > >> > > >> > > >> Sivan : Tharumi kondu vandha code-il kutram sonnavan yevan? Pandi > > >> : Avan,ivan yendra yeka vasanam vendaam. > > >> Avai adakkaththudan kaettaal thakka badhil tharappadum. > > >> Sivan : Appadiyaanaal ingu mannarai vida matravarukku mariyaadhai > > >> adhigamoe? > > >> Pandi : Idhu arasa sabhai alla.Software thiruchchabai.Ingu > > >> anaivarum > > >> samam. > > >> Sivan : Adhanaalthaan Tharumi kondu vantha code-il kurai > > >> kandeeroe? > > >> Nakke : pizhaiyaana program yenbadhaal parisukku arukathai illai > > >> yendru > > >> thaduththuk kooriyavan naandhaan. > > >> Sivan : O..Keeranoe...yenna kutram kandeer? > > >> Nakke : Mudharkkan yezhudhiya neer varaamal,code-i ivaridam > > >> koduththanuppia > > >> kaaranam? > > >> Sivan : Adhu nadandhu mudindha kadhai. > > >> Thodangiya prachchinaikku vaarum. > > >> Nakke : Designer-ukku mudhalil poiyurai thevai illai yenbadhu > > >> therindhirukkum > > >> Sivan : > > >> Therindhadhu,Theriyaadhadhu,Arindhadhu,Ariyaadhadhu,Pirandhadhu, > > >> Piravaadhadhu anaiththum yaam arivoam. Adhu patri umadhu vilakkam > > >> thevai illai. > > >> Nakke : Yellaam therindhavar yendraal yezhudhum program-il bug > > >> irukkaadhu > > >> yendru arththamaa?? > > >> Adhai yaam yeduththuk koorak koodaadha??? > > >> Sivan : Koorum...Koorum...Koorippaarum..haha > > >> > > >> Pandi : Review-vil sarchchai varalaam.Aanaal adhu sandaiyaaga > > >> maari vidak > > >> koodaathu. > > >> > > >> Sivan : Sandaiyum sachcharavum programmergalin paramparai > > >> soththu. > > >> Adhai maatra yaaraalum mudiyaadhu. > > >> Nadappadhai vaedikkai paarum. > > >> Sivan : (To Nakkeeran) Yengu kutram kandeer? > > >> Syntax-ila alladhu logic-ilaa?? > > >> Nakke : Logic-il kutram illai.Irundhaalum adhu compile aagi vidum > > >> Syntax-ildhaan kutram irukkiradhu. > > >> Sivan : Yenna kutram? > > >> Nakke : Yengae umadhu program-ik koorum. Sivan : > > >> #include<stdio.h> > > >> void main() > > >> { > > >> a=13*3; > > >> printf( " %d\n " ,a); > > >> } > > >> Nakke : Idhan porul?? > > >> Sivan : padhinmoondraiyum,moondraiyum perukki a yendra > > >> variable-il > > >> vaikkiraen.Piragu a-vai print seigiraen. > > >> Nakke : Idhan moolam thaangal mannarukku solla virumbhuvadhu? > > >> Sivan : haha..Puriyavillai. > > >> int a; yengira declaration thevai illai yenbadhu yemadhu > > >> mudivu. > > >> Nakke : Orukkaalum irukka mudiyaadhu. > > >> Mudhalilae declare seivadhanaal mattumae oru variable-i use > > >> panna > > >> mudiyumae thavira,declare pannaamal use panna mudiyaadhu. > > >> Sivan : C++ -ilum appadiththaanoe? > > >> Nakke : Aam. > > >> Sivan : Java-vil? > > >> Nakke : Java yenna...Yellaa high level language-ilum > > >> appadiththaan. > > >> Oru variable-i declare seidha piragae use panna mudiyumae > > >> alladhu > > >> declare seiyaamal alla. > > >> Sivan : Umadhu project managerukkum appadiththaanoe? Nakke : > > >> Project manager yenna..naan andraadam vazhipadum Kerniganukku > > >> idappakkam amarndhirukkiraanae,Ritchie,avanukkum adhae vidhip > > >> padiththaan. > > >> Sivan : Nichchayamaaga? > > >> Nakke : Nichchayamaaga > > >> Sivan : Umadhu software pulamaiyin meedhu aanaiyaaga? Nakke : > > >> Yenadhu software consultancy meedhu aanaiyaaga. > > >> Sivan : Allum pagalum Mainframe-il velai seidhu,Y2K bug-i sari > > >> seiyyum > > >> Keeranoe yen C program-i aaraaindhu sollaththakkavan? > > >> Nakke : Y2K solve seivadhu yengal velai. > > >> Bodyshopper-ukkaedhu velai. > > >> COBOL-il yezhudhugirome...aranae > > >> un poal Syntax-il thappu seivadhillai. > > >> Sivan : Nakkeeraa....Yennai nandraagap paar...... > > >> FLASH... > > >> Naan yezhudhiya C program kutramaa? > > >> Nakke : Neerae ANSI standard-um aaguga. > > >> Variable declare seiyaadhadhu kutramae. Harddisk-i yerippinum > > >> kutram kutramae.. > > >> Sivan burns the harddisk of Nakkeeran's pc. Pandi : Iraivaa.... > > >> Pizhai poruththarula vaendum, > > >> Senior system analyst Nakkeerarin harddisk-i recover seidhu arula > > >> vaendum. > > >> > > >> Sivan is very BIG now. > > >> > > >> Sivan : Pandiyane.... > > >> Nakkeeranin harddisk ippodhae recover aagum... > > >> > > >> The harddisk reappears. > > >> > > >> Nakke : Unix-um neeyae..Windows-um neeyae > > >> C -um neeyae...Java-vum neeyae > > >> Variable-um neeyae... > > >> Constant-um neeyae... > > >> ______ > > > > > > ______________________ > Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com > Get Mail – Free email you can access from anywhere! / Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 25, 2000 Report Share Posted July 25, 2000 Hi Ganesh Well done. it is really good thanks balu > " Dev " <n_devanathan > > >Re: Laugh @ Leisure >Wed, 12 Jul 2000 10:36:23 +0530 > >Hi Ganesh, > > That was a good attempt. We enjoyed reading it. Thanks. > >Bye >Dev > - > Ganesh S > > Tuesday, July 25, 2000 2:15 AM > Laugh @ Leisure > > > > Quite nice, though its an old one. > > > > > Enjoy the Thiruvilaiyadal > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> CAUTION : > > > >> *********** > > > >> This is just an attempt to modify the famous Tharumi episode >of > > > >> the Tamil > > > >> movie 'Thiruvilaiyaadal'.There r some constraints. > > > >> 1.The dialogues of Nagesh.Well..It is NOT possible for me to > > > >> bring the effect fully. > > > >> 2.The sequence of dialogues...I dont remember the exact > > > >> seq.So,this version is NOT the final one. > > > >> >____________ > > > >> Thiruvilaiyaadal > > > >> >____________ > > > >> > > > >> ACT ONE > > > >> ________ > > > >> > > > >> Madhurai. > > > >> Market place. > > > >> A guy sitting on an elephant with a drum in his hand. Seems >he's > > > >> going to make an announcement. > > > >> Yes. > > > >> > > > >> DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM > > > >> > > > >> Naattu makkalukkoar narchcheidhi!!!!! > > > >> Namadhu paandiya mannarukku yaerppattulla sandhegaththai > > > >> theerththu vaikkak > > > >> koodiya C program-i yezhudhik kondu varum programmerukku >aayiram > > > >> america > > > >> dollargal parisaaga alikkappadum. > > > >> > > > >> DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM > > > >> > > > >> Tharumi comes from inside the crowd in an effort to hear the > > > >> thing clearly. > > > >> > > > >> Thar (to the guy on elephant) : Yevvalavu??aayiram america > > > >> dollaraa? > > > >> guy on elephant : Amaam..aayiram america >dollargal > > > >> > > > >> Tharumi could not control himself. > > > >> He begins to talk with himself. > > > >> > > > >> Ayyo Ayyo... > > > >> Onnaa rendaa > > > >> Aayiram dollar achchae.. > > > >> Aayiram dollar achchae.. > > > >> naan yenna pannuvaen.... > > > >> ipponnu paaththu program yezhudha varla,program yezhudha >varla > > > >> Appa sokka... > > > >> > > > >> Sivan,the GOD appears from nowhere. > > > >> Sivan looks like a Systems programmer. > > > >> He calls Tharumi,who was all alone in his greedy thoughts. > > > >> > > > >> Sivan : Pulavarae... > > > >> Tharu : Yaar adhu? > > > >> Sivan : Azhaiththadhu naandhaan > > > >> Tharu : appadia? yaen azaichcheenga? > > > >> Sivan : Mannarin ayyappaatai neekkum C Program unakkuk > > > >> kidaiththaal,parisu > > > >> aththanaiyum unakkae kidaiththu vidumallavaa? > > > >> Tharu : Aamaam aamaam > > > >> Sivan : Naan andhap programmai tharugiraen. Tharu : >yaaru..nee > > > >> Sivan : Aam > > > >> Tharu : adha kondu poi yen programnu sollavaa. > > > >> yedho Y2K bug yellam solve pannikittu irukkaen. programmernu > > > >> oththukkittu irukkaanga. > > > >> adhaiyum kedukkalaamnu paakkiria. > > > >> Sivan : Paravaayillai.Yedhuththuch chel. Tharu : appa > > > >> thirudalaangiriyaa. > > > >> Sivan : HaHaHa > > > >> Tharu : Deiveega sirippaiyaa ungaladhu. > > > >> Sivan : En thiramaiyin meedhu sandhegam irundhaal,nee > > > >> vaendumaanaal yennai > > > >> parisodhiththup paaraen..unakkuth thiramai irundhaal.. > > > >> > > > >> Now,Tharumi gets angry... > > > >> Tharu : yaaru..yenkittayaevaa..yenkittayaevaa.. > > > >> yenkittayae modhap paakkiriyaa... > > > >> naan aalu paakkaraththukku sumaaraadhaan iruppaen. aanaa yen > > > >> programming paththi unakkuth theriyaadhu. thayaaraa iru > > > >> Sivan : Appadiyae.Kekvigalai nee kaetkiraayaa alladhu naan > > > >> kaetkattumaa? > > > >> Tharu : ah..naanae kaekkaraen. > > > >> yenakku kaekkadhaan theriyum > > > >> mmm... > > > >> The famous question answer session. > > > >> > > > >> Tharu : Pirikka mudiyaadhadhu yennavo? Sivan : Body >shoppingum > > > >> commisionum > > > >> Tharu : Saerndhae iruppadhu? > > > >> Sivan : Windowsum buggum > > > >> Tharu : Sollakkoodadhadhu? > > > >> Sivan : Clientidam unmai > > > >> Tharu : Sollak koodiyadhu? > > > >> Sivan : Seminaril poigal > > > >> Tharu : Code-kku azhagu? > > > >> Sivan : Comment-udan iruppadhu > > > >> Tharu : Comment-enap paduvadhu? > > > >> Sivan : Puriyaadhiruppadhu > > > >> Tharu : OS-ukku? > > > >> Sivan : Unix > > > >> Tharu : Language-kku? > > > >> Sivan : C > > > >> Tharu : Offsite-ukku? > > > >> Sivan : Nee > > > >> Tharu : Onsite-ukku? > > > >> Sivan : Naan. > > > >> > > > >> Tharu : Ayya aala vidu.. > > > >> > > > >> Tharumi falls at Sivan's feet and recovers himself. > > > >> > > > >> Tharu : Ayya..Neer programmer. > > > >> Sivan : Nee.. > > > >> Tharu : Illai.Naan programmer illai. > > > >> Yengae andhap programme-ik kodungal. > > > >> Mannar yenna kodukkiraro adhai appadiyae ungalidam koduththu > > > >> vidugiraen.Neer paarththu yaedhavadhu seyyum. > > > >> Sivan hands over a floppy to Tharumi. > > > >> Sivan : Parisaththanaiyum neeyae vaiththuk kol. Tharu : >Aayiram > > > >> dollaraiyumaa? > > > >> Sivan : Aam.Sendru vaa. > > > >> > > > >> Tharu leaves with the floppy,but hesitates for a moment. He >comes > > > >> back and asks Sivan > > > >> > > > >> Tharu : Parisu kidaiththaal naan vaangikkolgiraen. > > > >> Vaeru yedhaavadhu kidaiththaal... > > > >> Sivan : Yennidam vaa.naan paarththuk kolgiraen Tharu : >Yengenga > > > >> veengi irukkunnaa? > > > >> Sivan : HaHaHa > > > >> Tharu : Idharkkum sirippiththaanaa? > > > >> Sivan : Vetri unakkae.Poai vaa. > > > >> Tharu : Naan marumurai ungalai yengu paarppadhu? Sivan : >Yengum > > > >> paarkkalaam. > > > >> Tharu : Oho.Body-shopper pola irukku. > > > >> Sivan : Indha voorilaeyae periya veedu nam veedudhaan. Tharu >: > > > >> Yendha veedo? > > > >> Sivan shows the temple. > > > >> > > > >> > > > >> ACT TWO > > > >> ________ > > > >> Pandiyan's software thiruchchabai > > > >> > > > >> There are lots of programmers,system analysts and module >leaders > > > >> sitting > > > >> with a laptop at the appropriate place. > > > >> > > > >> Tharu enters totally confused. > > > >> Tharu : Mannaa!! > > > >> Guy1 stretches his hands in the direction of King. But >Tharumi > > > >> calls the next guy as > > > >> Tharu : Arasae!! > > > >> This happens several times. > > > >> Then, > > > >> > > > >> Tharu : Paar vaendhae!!! > > > >> Yennaip paar vaendhae!! > > > >> Programmudan vandhirukkum Tharumiyin vanakkam. > > > >> Pandi : Yengae! umadhu source code-ik kodum. Tharu hands over >the > > > >> Floppy to Pandiyan. > > > >> Pandiyan gives it to the Data entry operator sitting just >below > > > >> him. > > > >> The operator puts that floppy in his pc,copies the content to >C > > > >> drive and > > > >> opens the file in the editor. > > > >> > > > >> > > > >> #include<stdio.h> > > > >> void main() > > > >> { > > > >> a=13*3; > > > >> printf( " %d\n " ,a); > > > >> } > > > >> > > > >> > > > >> Paandi is excited. > > > >> Pandi : Aha... arumaiyaana logic. > > > >> Aazhndha syntax. > > > >> Theerndhadhu sandhegam. > > > >> Tharu : Manna ..Parisu. > > > >> Pandi : Yaar angae...Aayiram america dollargalai yeduththu > > > >> vaarungal. > > > >> Tharu : Modhalla indha CD-kaaran kadana theeththudanum.. > > > >> > > > >> The prize arrives. > > > >> Tharumi is all set to receieve it. > > > >> > > > >> Pandi : Software sangam theerththu vaikkadha yen >sandhegaththai > > > >> thani oru programmer-aaga theerththu vaiththa Tharumikku >indhap > > > >> paricinai alikkiraen. > > > >> > > > >> Well. > > > >> Tharumi is not so lucky. > > > >> A voice comes from the other side of the sabhai. > > > >> That voice belongs to Nakkeeran,the Senior systems analyst of >the > > > >> Pandiya > > > >> kingdom. > > > >> > > > >> Nak : Manna..Satrup porungal. > > > >> Programmer-ae satru ippadi varugireeraa? > > > >> Tharu : Mudiyaadhu.Parisai vaangik konduthaan varuvaen. > > > >> Neengal poadungal manna. > > > >> Nak : Adhildhaan prachchinai irukkiradhu. Tharumi goes to > > > >> Nakkeeran. > > > >> Tharu : Vandhaen.Yennayya prachchianai? > > > >> Nak : Indhap programme-i yezhudhiyadhu neerdhaanae? Tharu : > > > >> Naan..Naan..Naanedhaan yezhudhinaen. > > > >> Pinna Internet-landhu download pannikkitta vandhaen? > > > >> Yennudayadhudhaan Yennudayadhudhaan Yennudayadhudhaan ayya. > > > >> Nak : Appadiyaanaal adhai compile seidhu vittu,piragu >parisaip > > > >> petruch > > > >> chellalaamae. > > > >> Tharu : Mannarukkae vilangi vittadhu,idaiyil neer yenna. > > > >> Manna!!naan romba kashtappadugiraen, ivar veru compile >seiyach > > > >> cholgiraar. > > > >> Meanwhile Nakkeeran compiles the program. It gives an error > > > >> message : a not defined. > > > >> Nak : Sariyaana oru programukku yem mannavan parisalikkiraar > > > >> yendraal > > > >> adhaik kandu sandhoshappadum mudhal manidhan naandhaan. Adhe > > > >> samayam,Ken thompson-um,Dennis ritchie-um kattik > > > >> kaaththa > > > >> indha software thiruchchabaiyilae,thavaraana oru > > > >> programukku > > > >> pandian parisalikkiraan yendraal adhaik kandu varuththap > > > >> padubhavanum > > > >> naandhaan. > > > >> Tharu : Oho.Ingu yellaamae neerdhaanoe? > > > >> Code yezhudhip peyar vaangum programmer-gal irukkiraargal. >Bug > > > >> kandu pidiththae peyar vaangum programmer-galum > > > >> irukkiraargal. > > > >> Nak : Hehehe > > > >> Tharu : Sirikkadheer. > > > >> Idhil neer yendhap pirivai serndhavar yendru ungalukkae > > > >> theriyum > > > >> yendru ninaikkiraen. > > > >> Ondru nichchayam ayya. > > > >> Ummaip poal rendu SSA-kkal,vaendaam neer oruvarae podhum. > > > >> irundhaal industry uruppadum. > > > >> Mudindhaal mannaridam sollungal. > > > >> Yenakkup parisu vaendaam. > > > >> > > > >> ACT THREE > > > >> __________ > > > >> > > > >> Temple > > > >> > > > >> Tharumi is all alone,scolding himself. > > > >> > > > >> Tharu : Yenakku vaenum...Yenakku vaenum... > > > >> Aasai Aasai... > > > >> Yaendaa.. > > > >> Maanam poachchae... > > > >> Inimae sondhamaa program yezhudhinaa kooda, " yaempaa idhu nee > > > >> yezhudhinadhudhaanaa " -nu kaeppaanae. > > > >> naan yenna pannuvaen.. > > > >> > > > >> Climbs a pillar. > > > >> > > > >> Tharu : Thoraththi thoraththi vandhu adikkara maadhiri >irukkae.. > > > >> Ayyo..Sokkaa Sokkaa.. > > > >> Avanai nambi logic poachchu...ippa kaththik kaththik koralum > > > >> poyidap povudhu > > > >> Illa..avana kooppidak koodaadhu.... > > > >> avanillai...avanillai...nambhaadhae...nambhaadhae... > > > >> > > > >> Again Sivan comes from nowhere.... > > > >> > > > >> Tharu : Vayyaa...Vaa...Thimirudhaanae unakku Sivan : > > > >> Tharumiyae..parisu kidaiththadhaa? Tharu : um..yellaam > > > >> kedaichchadhu. > > > >> odhai onnudhaan baakki. > > > >> konjam irundhirundhaa adhaiyum vaangittudhaan vandhiruppaen. > > > >> Sivan : (Angrily) Tharumiyae...Sabayil nadandhadhaik kooru... > > > >> Tharu : Paesum bodhu nallaa paesu.. > > > >> program yezhudhumbodhu kotta vutturu. Sabaiyilae un code-i > > > >> kuththamnu sollittanga. > > > >> Sivan : Yevan sonnadhu?? > > > >> Tharu : Anga orththan irukkaanya unga paattan,senior system > > > >> analyst. > > > >> avandhaanyaa sonnaan.. > > > >> > > > >> Sivan grabs Tharumi by hand and takes him to the sabai once >again > > > >> > > > >> > > > >> > > > >> > > > >> ACT FOUR > > > >> _________ > > > >> > > > >> Software thiruchchabai > > > >> > > > >> > > > >> Sivan : Tharumi kondu vandha code-il kutram sonnavan yevan? >Pandi > > > >> : Avan,ivan yendra yeka vasanam vendaam. > > > >> Avai adakkaththudan kaettaal thakka badhil tharappadum. > > > >> Sivan : Appadiyaanaal ingu mannarai vida matravarukku >mariyaadhai > > > >> adhigamoe? > > > >> Pandi : Idhu arasa sabhai alla.Software thiruchchabai.Ingu > > > >> anaivarum > > > >> samam. > > > >> Sivan : Adhanaalthaan Tharumi kondu vantha code-il kurai > > > >> kandeeroe? > > > >> Nakke : pizhaiyaana program yenbadhaal parisukku arukathai >illai > > > >> yendru > > > >> thaduththuk kooriyavan naandhaan. > > > >> Sivan : O..Keeranoe...yenna kutram kandeer? > > > >> Nakke : Mudharkkan yezhudhiya neer varaamal,code-i ivaridam > > > >> koduththanuppia > > > >> kaaranam? > > > >> Sivan : Adhu nadandhu mudindha kadhai. > > > >> Thodangiya prachchinaikku vaarum. > > > >> Nakke : Designer-ukku mudhalil poiyurai thevai illai yenbadhu > > > >> therindhirukkum > > > >> Sivan : > > > >> >Therindhadhu,Theriyaadhadhu,Arindhadhu,Ariyaadhadhu,Pirandhadhu, > > > >> Piravaadhadhu anaiththum yaam arivoam. Adhu patri umadhu >vilakkam > > > >> thevai illai. > > > >> Nakke : Yellaam therindhavar yendraal yezhudhum program-il >bug > > > >> irukkaadhu > > > >> yendru arththamaa?? > > > >> Adhai yaam yeduththuk koorak koodaadha??? > > > >> Sivan : Koorum...Koorum...Koorippaarum..haha > > > >> > > > >> Pandi : Review-vil sarchchai varalaam.Aanaal adhu sandaiyaaga > > > >> maari vidak > > > >> koodaathu. > > > >> > > > >> Sivan : Sandaiyum sachcharavum programmergalin paramparai > > > >> soththu. > > > >> Adhai maatra yaaraalum mudiyaadhu. > > > >> Nadappadhai vaedikkai paarum. > > > >> Sivan : (To Nakkeeran) Yengu kutram kandeer? > > > >> Syntax-ila alladhu logic-ilaa?? > > > >> Nakke : Logic-il kutram illai.Irundhaalum adhu compile aagi >vidum > > > >> Syntax-ildhaan kutram irukkiradhu. > > > >> Sivan : Yenna kutram? > > > >> Nakke : Yengae umadhu program-ik koorum. Sivan : > > > >> #include<stdio.h> > > > >> void main() > > > >> { > > > >> a=13*3; > > > >> printf( " %d\n " ,a); > > > >> } > > > >> Nakke : Idhan porul?? > > > >> Sivan : padhinmoondraiyum,moondraiyum perukki a yendra > > > >> variable-il > > > >> vaikkiraen.Piragu a-vai print seigiraen. > > > >> Nakke : Idhan moolam thaangal mannarukku solla virumbhuvadhu? > > > >> Sivan : haha..Puriyavillai. > > > >> int a; yengira declaration thevai illai yenbadhu yemadhu > > > >> mudivu. > > > >> Nakke : Orukkaalum irukka mudiyaadhu. > > > >> Mudhalilae declare seivadhanaal mattumae oru variable-i use > > > >> panna > > > >> mudiyumae thavira,declare pannaamal use panna mudiyaadhu. > > > >> Sivan : C++ -ilum appadiththaanoe? > > > >> Nakke : Aam. > > > >> Sivan : Java-vil? > > > >> Nakke : Java yenna...Yellaa high level language-ilum > > > >> appadiththaan. > > > >> Oru variable-i declare seidha piragae use panna mudiyumae > > > >> alladhu > > > >> declare seiyaamal alla. > > > >> Sivan : Umadhu project managerukkum appadiththaanoe? Nakke : > > > >> Project manager yenna..naan andraadam vazhipadum Kerniganukku > > > >> idappakkam amarndhirukkiraanae,Ritchie,avanukkum adhae vidhip > > > >> padiththaan. > > > >> Sivan : Nichchayamaaga? > > > >> Nakke : Nichchayamaaga > > > >> Sivan : Umadhu software pulamaiyin meedhu aanaiyaaga? Nakke : > > > >> Yenadhu software consultancy meedhu aanaiyaaga. > > > >> Sivan : Allum pagalum Mainframe-il velai seidhu,Y2K bug-i >sari > > > >> seiyyum > > > >> Keeranoe yen C program-i aaraaindhu sollaththakkavan? > > > >> Nakke : Y2K solve seivadhu yengal velai. > > > >> Bodyshopper-ukkaedhu velai. > > > >> COBOL-il yezhudhugirome...aranae > > > >> un poal Syntax-il thappu seivadhillai. > > > >> Sivan : Nakkeeraa....Yennai nandraagap paar...... > > > >> FLASH... > > > >> Naan yezhudhiya C program kutramaa? > > > >> Nakke : Neerae ANSI standard-um aaguga. > > > >> Variable declare seiyaadhadhu kutramae. Harddisk-i yerippinum > > > >> kutram kutramae.. > > > >> Sivan burns the harddisk of Nakkeeran's pc. Pandi : >Iraivaa.... > > > >> Pizhai poruththarula vaendum, > > > >> Senior system analyst Nakkeerarin harddisk-i recover seidhu >arula > > > >> vaendum. > > > >> > > > >> Sivan is very BIG now. > > > >> > > > >> Sivan : Pandiyane.... > > > >> Nakkeeranin harddisk ippodhae recover aagum... > > > >> > > > >> The harddisk reappears. > > > >> > > > >> Nakke : Unix-um neeyae..Windows-um neeyae > > > >> C -um neeyae...Java-vum neeyae > > > >> Variable-um neeyae... > > > >> Constant-um neeyae... > > > >> ______ > > > > > > > > > > > >______________________ > > Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at >http://www.hotmail.com > > > > > > > Get Mail - Free email you can access from anywhere! > / > > ------ > Wish you had something rad to add to your email? > We do at www.supersig.com. > http://click./1/6810/7/_/_/_/964471524/ > ------ > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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