Guest guest Posted June 18, 2001 Report Share Posted June 18, 2001 Specialists! Once R.. was travelling in the town bus to see his friend. On the way he thought that he would get his spectacles repaired - just to replace one screw on the left arm of the spectacle. He saw an optical shop attached to a speciality hospital. He got down from the bus to get the screw replaced in that place. The optician asked R.. - " Hey! your glasses look old! When did you get your eyes checked last? " R.. : " Say, about 4years back " Opt: " Don't you think that it is time to get your eyes checked again? " R.. : " You are right! " --- R.. leaves to meet the ophtholmologist. Optholmologist examining Mr. R.. : " Everything looks alright. Still there is a slight patch in the right eye! It may not do any harm. Hey! when did you get your Blood, Urine & motion test done last? " R..: " Say about seven or eight years back. " Opthol: " Don't you think it is quite a long time! Why don't you get it done? " R..: " Oh! yes " --- Thus saying goes to the diagnostic lab of the hospital and gives his blood, urine & motion for test. Lab Doctor(Pathologist): Looking at the report " oh! Everything is perfectly alright! But there are some blood clots in your stools! Why don't you consult the Gastroentrologist? " R..: " Yeah! You may be right " . Goes and Consults the specialist. He advises colonoscopy to be done and gets R.. admitted in the hospital! During Colonoscopy the specialist punctures R..'s colon and a major surgery is performed. After a week R.. is discharged from the hospital. Specialist says " Mr. R.. you have recovered remarkably and doing fine. You look cheerful! All the best " R.. Gets out of the hospital, reaches the gate, looks back at the hospital and asks " Where is my screw? " .........From BGR _______ Get your free @ address at Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 19, 2001 Report Share Posted June 19, 2001 BGR Excellent keep posting more like this to the group.. sk , " B.G.Ragahvan " <schiwaz> wrote: > Specialists! > > Once R.. was travelling in the town bus to see his friend. On the way he > thought that he would get his spectacles repaired - just to replace one > screw on the left arm of the spectacle. He saw an optical shop attached to a > speciality hospital. He got down from the bus to get the screw replaced in > that place. > > The optician asked R.. - " Hey! your glasses look old! When did you get your > eyes checked last? " > > R.. : " Say, about 4years back " > > Opt: " Don't you think that it is time to get your eyes checked again? " > > R.. : " You are right! " --- R.. leaves to meet the ophtholmologist. > > Optholmologist examining Mr. R.. : " Everything looks alright. Still there > is a slight patch in the right eye! It may not do any harm. Hey! when did > you get your Blood, Urine & motion test done last? " > > R..: " Say about seven or eight years back. " > > Opthol: " Don't you think it is quite a long time! Why don't you get it > done? " > > R..: " Oh! yes " --- Thus saying goes to the diagnostic lab of the hospital > and gives his blood, urine & motion for test. > > Lab Doctor(Pathologist): Looking at the report " oh! Everything is perfectly > alright! But there are some blood clots in your stools! Why don't you > consult the Gastroentrologist? " > > R..: " Yeah! You may be right " . Goes and Consults the specialist. He advises > colonoscopy to be done and gets R.. admitted in the hospital! During > Colonoscopy the specialist punctures R..'s colon and a major surgery is > performed. After a week R.. is discharged from the hospital. > > Specialist says " Mr. R.. you have recovered remarkably and doing fine. You > look cheerful! All the best " > > R.. Gets out of the hospital, reaches the gate, looks back at the hospital > and asks " Where is my screw? " > > ........From BGR > _______ > > Get your free @ address at Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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