Guest guest Posted July 26, 2001 Report Share Posted July 26, 2001 Hi guys, Just have a look at this and enjoy.:-) These are some of the application and leave letters written by various personnel . English, as they say, is really a funny language! 1. A candidate’s application “This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘typist and an accountant - Male or Female’... As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both, I am applying for the post.” 2. An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. please sanction me one week leave”... 3. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: “Since I have to go to the cremation ground and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave” 4. A friend of mine had written a leave letter to the headmaster: “As I am studying in this school i am suffering from headache.I request you to leave me today” 5. A family friend of our’s told an incident of his friend’s letter “I am suffering from fever, please declare holiday to the school” 6. Another leave letter written to the headmaster: As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day. 7. Another leave letter written to Administration dept: As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave. Regards Vijayalakshmi Personal Secretary - Presidents Ajuba Solutions India Pvt Ltd. 12-02,TidelPark,4 CanalBank Road,Taramani, Chennai 600 113, India, Phone: +91 44 2540410 Ext: 1004 Visit us at: www.ajubanet.net ------- End of forwarded message ------- Make international calls for as low as $.04/minute with Messenger http://phonecard./ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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