How God created Mother

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By the time Lord made mothers,he was into his sixth day of working overtime.

An Angel appeared and said"why are you spending so much time on this one?"

And the Lord anwered and said,"Have you seen the spec sheet on her?

 

She has to be completely washable,but not plastic,

have 200 movable parts,all replaceable,

run on black coffee and leftovers,

have a lap that can hold three childern at one time and

that disssapears when she stands up,

have a kiss that can cure anything

from a scraped knee to a broken heart,

and have six pairs of hands.

The Angel was astounded at requirements for this one.

"six pairs of hands!! No Way!!",said the Angel.

 

The Lord replied,

"Oh,it's not the hands that are the problem.It's

the three pairs of eyes that mothers must have!"

"And that's just on the standard model?",the Angel asked.

 

TheLord noded in agreement,

"Yep,one pairof eyes are to see through the closed door

as she asks her childern what they are doing,

even toughshe already knows.

"Another pair in the back of her head

are to see what she needs to know even tough

no one thinks she can.

And the third pair are here in the front of her head.

They are for looking at an errant child and saying

that she understands and loveshim or her without

even saying a singel word.

The Angel tried to stop the Lord."This is too much

work for one day.Wait until tomorrow to finish."

"But I can't!".the Lord protested,"I am so close

to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart.

She already heals herself when she is sick

AND can feed a family of six on a pound of hamburger

and can get a nine year old to stand in the shower!"

The Angel moved closer and touched the women.

"But you have made her so soft,Lord.""She is soft",

the Lord agreed,"but I have also made her tough.

You have no idea what she is can endure or accomplish."

"will she be able to think?",asked the Angel.

The Lord replied,"Not only will she be able to think,

she will be able to reason,and negotiate."

The Angel then noticed something and reached out

and touched the women's cheek.

"Oops,it looks like you have a leak with this model.

Itold you that you were trying to put too much

into this one."

"That's not a leak",the Lord objected,

"That's a tear!"

"What's the tear for?",the Angel asked.

The lord said ,"The tear is her way of expressing

her joy,her sorrow,her disappointement,her pain,her loneloinss,her grief,and her pride."

The Angel was impressed."You are a GENIUS,Lord.

You thought of everything,WOMEN are truly AMAZING!"

 

SHANKARAM SHIVASHANKARAM

Arun kumar R

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