MEANING FOR FUN !!!

[Guest guest]

Cigarette : A pinch of tobaco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool

on the other.

 

Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more

popular than a five day test .

 

Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and

woman gains her master.

 

Divorce : Future tense of marriage

 

College : A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.

 

Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer

to the notes of the students without passing through " the minds of either " .

 

Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody

beleives he got the biggest piece .

 

Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by

feminine water-power ...

 

Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage .

 

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody

disagrees later on.

 

Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have

never felt before.

 

Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

 

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

 

Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

 

Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

 

Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually

do.

 

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide

that nothing can be done together.

 

Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

 

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

 

Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when

dead.

 

Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you

actually look forward to the trip.

 

Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls Into

a river.

 

Optimist : A person who while falling from Eifel tower says in midway " See I

am not injured yet. "

 

Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO,Instead of

the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.

 

Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

 

Father : A banker provided by nature.

 

Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

 

Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

 

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence

after.

 

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his

bills.

 

S/W Engineer : One who gets paid for reading such mails.............

 

 

REG,

 

SATHYA