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Dont forget to read the last one !!!!Advaniism You have two cows. You dont milk them. You worship them.Chandrababuism You have two cows in Vijayawada. You hook them to internet and milk themfrom Hyderabad. Jayalalithaism You have two cows. You teach them to cry,"Ammaaaaaaa..." and fall at yourfeet. Karunanidhiism You have

two cows. You give one to your son and the other to your nephew. Gandhism You have two cows. But you drink goat's milk.Indiraism You have two bulls. You adamantly consider them ascows. Lalooism You have two cows. You buy Rs. 900 Crore worth of cattlefeed for them. Rajnikantism

You have two cows. You throw them into air and catch their milk in yourmouth. Rajivism You have two cows. You paint them both to get colourful milk. Thakreyism You have two cows. You feed them only saffron flowers. Vajpayeeism You have two cows. You distribute the

milk among yourpartners and eatcattlefeed. Veerappanism You have two cows. You take over a reserved forest tofeed them. Azharism You have only one cow. You take money from bookies tomaintain it. Bushism You have as many cows as you like. You preach to others not to have any. Clintonism You have two cows. But you milk your neighbours'cows. Musharrafism Nawaz Sharif has two cows. Take them over.Osamaism You have two cows. You convert them into

biological weapons. Talibanism You have two cows. You put them in purdah.UN-ism You have two cows. You dont milk them; you only lecture to them. Softwarism:Client has 2 cows and u need to milk them1 First prepare a document when to milk them(Project kick off) 2

Prepare a document how long you have to milk them(Project plan) 3 Then prepare how to milk them (Design) 4 Then prepare what other accessories are needed tomilk them(Framework) 5 Then prepare a 2 dummy cows (sort of toy cows) andshow to client the way in which u will milk them (UI

Mockups & POC) 6 If client is not satisfied then redo from step 2 7 You actually start milking them and find thatthere are fewproblemwithaccessories. (Change framework) 8 Redo step 4 9 At last milk them and send it to

onsite. (Codingover) 10 Make sure that cow milks properly ( Testing) 11. Onsite reports that it is not milking there. 12. You break your head and find that onsite is trying to milk frombulls 13. At last onsite milk them and send to

client(Testing) 14. Client says the quality of milk is not good.(User Acceptance Test) 15. Offsite then slogs and improves the quality ofmilk 16. Now the client says that the quality is good butits milking atslowrate (performance issue)

17. Again you slog and send it with goodperformance. 18. Client is happy.. By this time both the COWs aged and cant milk. (Thesoftware got old andNew software has come in market)