Installing Love - Good One To Read

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Tech Support Needed :

INSTALLING LOVE

 

Tech Support: Yes, ... how can I help you?

 

Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install

Love.

Can you guide me through the process?

 

Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

 

Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What

do I

do first?

 

Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located

your Heart?

 

Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is

it okay

to install Love while they are running?

 

Tech Support: What programs are running?

 

Customer: Let's see,I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and

Resentment running right now.

 

Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually delete Past Hurt from

your

current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but

it

will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override

Low

Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem.

However, you

have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs

prevent

Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?

 

Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

 

Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke

Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and

Resentment have been completely deleted.

 

Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that

normal?

 

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program.

You

need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the

upgrades.

 

Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, " Error -

Program not run on external components " . What should I do?

 

Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up

to run

on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In

non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before

you

can Love others.

 

Customer: So, what should I do?

 

Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following

files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge Your

Limitations.

 

Customer: Okay, done.

 

 

Tech Support: Now, copy them to the " My Heart " directory. The system

will

overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty

programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all

directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely

gone and never comes back.

 

Customer: Got it. Hey! My Heart is filling up with new files Smile is

playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying

themselves all

over my Heart. Is this normal?

 

Tech Support: Sometimes. For others, it takes awhile, but eventually

gets it at the proper time. So, Love is installed and running. One

more

thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and

it's

various components to everyone you meet. They will in turn, share it

with others and return some cool components back to you.

 

Customer: Thank you, God.

 

Regards,

Sivakumar