Guest guest Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 ----- Forwarded Message ----Radhika Mallasani @>priyahariharan; Raji aunty <rajihariharan2000; bindu prasad <himabinduprasadTuesday, December 18, 2007 8:37:10 AMFwd: Fw: some laughs :)priyavathy jaideep <drpriyajj wrote: Sat, 8 Dec 2007 18:53:40 +0530 (IST)priyavathy jaideep <drpriyajjFw: some laughs :)Radhika Mallasani <rmallasani,nithya vathy <nithyaaiwo, shirley ruth <ruth2716,jonathan jai <drjonesjones ----- Forwarded Message ----Revathi RamaElango <hirevathiAruna Narayanan <anuramadhu; Balaji Ramachandran <rgbalaji78; Bejoy PK <bejoypk; Boopalan <k_boopalan; dimple sankar <dimple_parekh; Gaya3 Raja <kgaya3_in; Govind ISIPL <agovind2002; Manivannan Engan <rmanivannan; Priyavathi Jaideep <drpriyajj; Radhia Velan <radhika_deepika; Radhika Velan <deepzi_sai; Ramesh Damodaran <lionmeet; Shanthi Govindaraj <g.shanthi; Vadiy Sundram <vvaithia; vijayaraghavan henkel <vijayaragavan_r; Vimala Narayan <vimnanaFriday, 23 November, 2007 12:43:33 AMsome laughs Dear all the following statement nothing is true one. just for an joke. Ladies are only poor. Bye-rr some laughs Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that. __________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help?Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come. __________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ___ Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. __________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. __________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things aswomen and then he turns them into Wives ! __________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ A man, who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband.__________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish. __________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage__________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai? Take vo Marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar Nark jaye to homely feel kare..__________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding ?To tell each other affectionately. .. Sweetheart U R Dead! __________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _Different Phases of a man:After engagement: Superman After Marriage: GentlemanAfter 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman__________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it_______ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ___ Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir. __________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash. Version: 7.5.503 / Virus Database: 269.16.2/1142 - Release 11/20/2007 5:44 PM Messenger blocked? Want to chat? Here is the solution.Post free auto ads on Yello Classifieds now! Try it now! Forgot the famous last words? Access your message archive online. Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with Search. Never miss a thing. Make your homepage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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