Thought for the day...

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Misty

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Profound Thoughts

 

1. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach that

person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

 

 

 

2. You read about all these terrorists--most of them came here

legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as

long as 10-15 years.

 

Now, compare that to Blockbuster: you're two days late with a

video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in

charge of immigration.

 

 

 

3. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it

takes a whole box to start a campfire?

 

 

 

4. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday......... lying in

hospitals dying of nothing.

 

 

 

5. The other night I ate at a real family restaurant. Every table

had an argument going.

 

 

 

6. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days, no

one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to.

 

 

 

7. According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they

notice about a woman is her eyes, and women say the first thing they

notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.

 

 

 

8. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

 

 

 

9. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no

attention to criticism.

 

 

 

10. Have you noticed that a slight tax increase costs you two

hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

 

 

 

11. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now

the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

 

 

 

12. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I

have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the

first.

 

 

 

13. There is a theory which states that if the uneducated common

man discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here,

it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more

bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that

this has already happened.

 

 

 

14. I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to

the end and I think, " Well, that's not going to happen. "

 

 

 

15. Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for

anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one

tumble down the stairs.