The Clown Chakra

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The Clown Chakra

 

The Clown scientists have found that all our problems can be placed under

one heading: Seriousness.

Seriousness is the leading cause of everything from Cancer to Reincarnation.

Scientists from the Clown Academy have already discovered a new source of

healing. It is a psychic energy point located between the heart chakra and

the throat chakra. It is called the clown chakra. If people are feeling

miserable; if they have financial problems; if their relationship situation

is the pits; if they are in ill health; if they have a need to sue people;

if they find fault with their brother; then obviously their clown chakra is

closed. When this happens, the scientists have observed under a high-powered

microscope that the cells of every organ display a sad face; and when the

clown chakra is open and functioning normally, the cells display a happy

face. The scientists realized that if a person is ill, it is because his

mind has projected guilt onto the cells of his body and has forced out the

love that is normally found within each cell of the body. The cells are

therefore saying, " I Lack Love " , or ILL for short. The scientists also

discovered that all disease is due to the fact that the cells are " out of

ease " or " dis-eased " .

When the clown chakra is opened and working (or rather, playing) properly,

the psychic mechanism sucks up misery, pain, anger, resentment, grievances,

unhappiness and so on, and converts the energy into tiny red heart-shaped

balloons. The red heart balloons contain God's Love and Joy. These balloons

are directed to the " dis-eased " cell or situation, and a happy face appears

instantly. When the light enters the darkness, the darkness is gone.

Sometimes these red heart balloons are called endorphins, due to the fact

that when anyone experiences them the feeling of separation ends - they

experience being back home with the Father and hence are no longer an

orphan. This is the well known " end orphan " (endorphin) effect. So if you

think someone is attacking you, Clown Scientists recommend that you

visualize sending that person red heart shaped balloons filled with God's

Love and Joy. Re-member to keep your clown chakra open and re-member to

laugh - seriousness causes reincarnation.

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