Dr. Leo Rebello selects quotes for you

March 16, 2008

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Doctor: A person who kills you with pills, and your relative with bills. Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either" Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. Father: A banker provided by nature. Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight. Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.