10 Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

March 20, 2006

10 Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 4. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds." 5. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 6. Don't use any punctuation. 7. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 8. Specify that your drive-through order Is "To Go." 9. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 10. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

March 21, 2006

My insanity is just fine, Kel! Top notch insanity!!!Blessings, Renee"Kelly W." <kellykebby wrote: 10 Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 4. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds." 5. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 6. Don't use any punctuation. 7. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 8. Specify that your drive-through order Is "To Go." 9. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 10. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

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