Forwarded Post... Chakra Humor

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The Clown scientists have found that all our problems can be placed under one

heading: Seriousness. Seriousness is the leading cause of everything from Cancer

to Reincarnation. Scientists from the Clown Academy have already discovered a

new

source of healing. It is a psychic energy point located

between the heart chakra and the throat chakra. It is called the clown chakra.

 

If people are feeling miserable; if they have financial problems; if their

relationship situation is the pits; if they are in ill health; if they have a

need

to sue people; if they find fault with their brother; then obviously their clown

chakra is closed. When this happens, the scientists have observed under a

high-powered microscope that the cells of every organ display a sad face; and

when

the clown chakra is open and functioning

normally, the cells display a happy face.

 

The scientists realized that if a person is ill, it is because his mind has

projected guilt onto the cells of his body and has forced out the love that is

normally found within each cell of the body. The cells are therefore saying, " I

Lack Love " , or ILL for short. The scientists also discovered that all disease is

due to the fact that the cells are " out of ease " or " dis-eased " .

 

When the clown chakra is opened and working (or rather, playing) properly, the

psychic mechanism sucks up misery, pain, anger, resentment, grievances,

unhappiness and so on, and converts the energy into tiny red heart-shaped

balloons.

 

The red heart balloons contain God's Love and Joy. These balloons are directed

to

the " dis-eased " cell or situation, and a happy face appears instantly. When the

light enters the darkness, the darkness is gone.

 

Sometimes these red heart balloons are called endorphins, due to the fact that

when anyone experiences them the feeling of separation ends - they experience

being back home with the Father and hence are no longer an orphan. This is the

well known " end orphan " (endorphin) effect.

 

So if you think someone is attacking you, Clown Scientists recommend that you

visualize sending that person red heart shaped balloons filled with God's Love

and

Joy.

 

Remember to keep your clown chakra open and remember to laugh - Seriousness

Causes Reincarnation!

 

~Ian Hamilton~

 

 

I couldn't resist passing this along, considering our typical subject matter

(and

the little red hearts bit was the clincher)

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Blessings,

Crow

" Look for Rainbows in the Darkness "

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