Guest guest Posted April 14, 2003 Report Share Posted April 14, 2003 An Israeli doctor says, " Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks. " A German doctor says, " That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks. " A Russian doctor says, " In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks. " The American doctor says, " You guys have nothing on us. We just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work. " -- Neil Jensen: neil mactech The WWW VL: Sumeria http://www.sumeria.net/ Mr. Bush is not a real reformer; he just plays one on TV. -- Paul Krugman, N.Y. Times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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