Guest guest Posted March 27, 2004 Report Share Posted March 27, 2004 - Jerry Dimond Tom Shelton ; Everett H ; walt evelyn wolverts ; Bonnie Smith ; Linda Pellissier ; Ray Farris ; Rusty Biglin ; J r Williams ; Ilene B ; Wendy ; Irene Webber Saturday, March 27, 2004 1:29 PM Just some funny stuff.... Hope you it brings a smile on your face. Do enjoy your day. What is Old? " OLD " IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, " Let's go upstairs and make love, " and you answer, " Pick one, I can't do both! " " OLD " IS WHEN.. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. " OLD " IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door. " OLD " IS WHEN.... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. " OLD " IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. " OLD " IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by... the doctor instead of by the police. " OLD " IS WHEN..... " Getting a little action " means I don't need to take any fiber today. " OLD " IS WHEN..... " Getting lucky " means you find your car in the parking lot. " OLD " IS WHEN..... An " all-nighter " means not getting up to pee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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