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, " Rev. James

Vinson Wingo, DD " <kahunaviking wrote:

>

> --- kahunamaker <kahunamaker wrote:

>

> > Give me my Wal Mart Secrets of Sexual Remote

> > Influence.

>

> First you went to the place where they keep what you

> wanted.

>

> Then you got the items.

>

> When you went to pay, the cashier was still helping

> the little old lady he was talking to when we got

> there, explaining her pictures or whatever.

>

> You said, " I'm not going to wait around here " ...

> looked over and saw the lady at the jewelry counter a

> couple of feet away.

>

> All of this was done in classic Wood Element style.

>

> Then came the part that used to always baffle me

> because I'm such a goddamn sweetie ...

>

> ... the old " amp up the 5h1t enough so they can NOTICE

> the difference when the good stuff comes. "

>

> Something like this ....

>

> You went in to " Blamer " physiology and tone, walked

> toward the lady who was in the middle of a project and

> said ...

>

> " Hey Lady! "

>

> She sort of wilted and looked up.

>

> " You gonna check me out here or what? "

>

> She said " I can take care of you here. "

>

> You then transitioned into " Leveler " as you said

> " Thank you very much, " put the tapes on the counter

> and said, " I wanna buy these, " ... as you un-zipped

> her with your eyes.

>

> At this point, she was in her " poker face, " trained

> Wal Mart response mode ...

>

> ... she was annoyed, but she wasn't going to let it

> show, right?

>

> Wrong ...

>

> ... so you started talking about " Yeah, that lady over

> there is holding up the line and I just want to get my

> stuff and get out of here. "

>

> Reaction: stone-faced, rote Wal Mart trained verbal

> response.

>

> You kept talking ...

>

> " Yeah, I don't know what her problem is ... she's been

> there like 15 minutes. "

>

> Another memorized line.

>

> You kept on bitching about the lady in electronics

> until you " broke " the jewelry lady ...

>

> ... i.e. until she let her TRUE EMOTIONS emotions

> show.

>

> ... i.e. until you could see and hear how irritated

> she REALLY gets at " customers. "

>

> And HERE's the COOL PART ...

>

> You Two Were IN RAPPORT!

>

> She was irritated ... NOT at you, BUT at " them " ...

> " those annoying customers. "

>

> You then turned on your joy circuits, looked up

> (zipping) with a BIG GENUINE SMILE ... and said, " Wow!

> That's a BEAUTIFUL necklace ... where did you get

> that? "

>

> And she LIT UP LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE.

>

> Meanwhile I'm just sort of waiting around, clueless as

> Arthur Dent ... maybe thinking " Why does he ALWAYS do

> this!!! "

>

> You said, " Thank You! Have a nice day. "

>

> As we walked off, she smiled sweetly, gave a little

> wave and said, " Come again. "

>

> No pun intended.

>

> On the way out you looked at me and said, " So, what

> did you notice? "

>

> " Huh? " ... (bleary-eyed look of confusion)

>

> Then ... about five days later ... I went " Oh, THAT's

> what happened! "

>

> So maybe I'm getting faster?

>

> Or not.

>

> --Vince

 

Gosh?

 

I did all of that?

 

Must be an unconscious process.

 

I mean, I'm taking notes from your notes.

 

 

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--- kahunamaker <kahunamaker wrote:

 

> " Rev. James Vinson Wingo, DD " <kahunaviking

> wrote:

> >

> > You started by ... -snip-

> > ... and it was soooo cool.

>

> Gosh?

>

> I did all of that?

>

> Must be an unconscious process.

>

> I mean, I'm taking notes from your notes.

>

>

 

Well,

 

People keep asking me to clarify different points ...

 

Maybe I should start selling my notes. :)

 

--Vince

 

Rev. James Vinson Wingo, DD

 

Buy Me an eBeer!

http://buy-vince-a-beer.com/

 

 

 

 

 

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Do that so I won’t

just envy your deep understanding

 

And do that in a valuable

price to you

 

Orna

 

 

 

 

On Behalf Of Rev. James Vinson Wingo, DD

Friday,

March 03, 2006 8:30 AM

; Doc's

List

 

Re: I mean, I'm taking notes from your notes

 

 

--- kahunamaker

<kahunamaker wrote:

 

> " Rev. James Vinson Wingo, DD "

<kahunaviking

> wrote:

> >

> > You started by ... -snip-

> > ... and it was soooo cool.

>

> Gosh?

>

> I did all of that?

>

> Must be an unconscious process.

>

> I mean, I'm taking notes from your notes.

>

>

 

Well,

 

People keep asking me to clarify different points

....

 

Maybe I should start selling my notes. :)

 

--Vince

 

Rev. James Vinson Wingo, DD

 

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http://buy-vince-a-beer.com/

 

 

 

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