Guest guest Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 , " Rev. James Vinson Wingo, DD " <kahunaviking wrote: > > --- kahunamaker <kahunamaker wrote: > > > Give me my Wal Mart Secrets of Sexual Remote > > Influence. > > First you went to the place where they keep what you > wanted. > > Then you got the items. > > When you went to pay, the cashier was still helping > the little old lady he was talking to when we got > there, explaining her pictures or whatever. > > You said, " I'm not going to wait around here " ... > looked over and saw the lady at the jewelry counter a > couple of feet away. > > All of this was done in classic Wood Element style. > > Then came the part that used to always baffle me > because I'm such a goddamn sweetie ... > > ... the old " amp up the 5h1t enough so they can NOTICE > the difference when the good stuff comes. " > > Something like this .... > > You went in to " Blamer " physiology and tone, walked > toward the lady who was in the middle of a project and > said ... > > " Hey Lady! " > > She sort of wilted and looked up. > > " You gonna check me out here or what? " > > She said " I can take care of you here. " > > You then transitioned into " Leveler " as you said > " Thank you very much, " put the tapes on the counter > and said, " I wanna buy these, " ... as you un-zipped > her with your eyes. > > At this point, she was in her " poker face, " trained > Wal Mart response mode ... > > ... she was annoyed, but she wasn't going to let it > show, right? > > Wrong ... > > ... so you started talking about " Yeah, that lady over > there is holding up the line and I just want to get my > stuff and get out of here. " > > Reaction: stone-faced, rote Wal Mart trained verbal > response. > > You kept talking ... > > " Yeah, I don't know what her problem is ... she's been > there like 15 minutes. " > > Another memorized line. > > You kept on bitching about the lady in electronics > until you " broke " the jewelry lady ... > > ... i.e. until she let her TRUE EMOTIONS emotions > show. > > ... i.e. until you could see and hear how irritated > she REALLY gets at " customers. " > > And HERE's the COOL PART ... > > You Two Were IN RAPPORT! > > She was irritated ... NOT at you, BUT at " them " ... > " those annoying customers. " > > You then turned on your joy circuits, looked up > (zipping) with a BIG GENUINE SMILE ... and said, " Wow! > That's a BEAUTIFUL necklace ... where did you get > that? " > > And she LIT UP LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE. > > Meanwhile I'm just sort of waiting around, clueless as > Arthur Dent ... maybe thinking " Why does he ALWAYS do > this!!! " > > You said, " Thank You! Have a nice day. " > > As we walked off, she smiled sweetly, gave a little > wave and said, " Come again. " > > No pun intended. > > On the way out you looked at me and said, " So, what > did you notice? " > > " Huh? " ... (bleary-eyed look of confusion) > > Then ... about five days later ... I went " Oh, THAT's > what happened! " > > So maybe I'm getting faster? > > Or not. > > --Vince Gosh? I did all of that? Must be an unconscious process. I mean, I'm taking notes from your notes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 3, 2006 Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 --- kahunamaker <kahunamaker wrote: > " Rev. James Vinson Wingo, DD " <kahunaviking > wrote: > > > > You started by ... -snip- > > ... and it was soooo cool. > > Gosh? > > I did all of that? > > Must be an unconscious process. > > I mean, I'm taking notes from your notes. > > Well, People keep asking me to clarify different points ... Maybe I should start selling my notes. --Vince Rev. James Vinson Wingo, DD Buy Me an eBeer! http://buy-vince-a-beer.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 3, 2006 Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 Do that so I won’t just envy your deep understanding And do that in a valuable price to you Orna On Behalf Of Rev. James Vinson Wingo, DD Friday, March 03, 2006 8:30 AM ; Doc's List Re: I mean, I'm taking notes from your notes --- kahunamaker <kahunamaker wrote: > " Rev. James Vinson Wingo, DD " <kahunaviking > wrote: > > > > You started by ... -snip- > > ... and it was soooo cool. > > Gosh? > > I did all of that? > > Must be an unconscious process. > > I mean, I'm taking notes from your notes. > > Well, People keep asking me to clarify different points .... Maybe I should start selling my notes. --Vince Rev. James Vinson Wingo, DD Buy Me an eBeer! http://buy-vince-a-beer.com/ Tired of spam? Mail has the best spam protection around -- Version: 7.1.375 / Virus Database: 268.1.1/272 - Release 01/03/2006 -- Version: 7.1.375 / Virus Database: 268.1.1/272 - Release 01/03/2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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