I have just returned from the worst seminar I've ever taken!

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> I just returned from the Worst Seminar I have ever attended for

> maintaining complacency.

 

I hate the Doc. What does he mean by burning out my brain in just

the first evening. So I went through the rest of theseminar in a

cloudy haze. Just sucking up Kahuna secrets with every breath i

took. Body relxa. Mind relax. down down down. 10-1, then the secret

use of segment intending. The real secret use of the Kahuna hypnotic

operators. When he burned Oscar through his shirt and no one saw him

do it. Damn!

 

My God!

 

Then, every day he went over the time limit by 2 to 3 hours. I was

there friday, saturday, sunday and monday, and the guy forced me to

learn 35 years worth of kahuna ESP Mind secrets through deep trance,

energy drills and kahuna drills for ever and ever. Never a let up.

Darn I feel bad because he gave me so much in such a short time.

 

>What was I thinking, traveling to Medford

> Oregon???? I wanted a vacation where my brain was fed pablum and

> perhaps my feet were rubbed by massage therapists I was promised

> would be attending, while I sat in a lounge chair and served

Perrier

> and mint julips, to be taught by a GURU with dreadlocks and

> channeled the likes of David Cassidy or at least John Lennon " All

> you need is Love " .....BUT NOOOOOOOOO. I was knocked out of my

stuper

> by a fucking huge steely from the Universe that sent my marbles

> scattering into totally new dimensions.

> And my Precious, antique, beautifully lacquered black boxes all

were

> shattered and broken.

 

I hated the way all the attendees had fun, and ate lunch together,

and then had the infamous home barbecue with Doc and Lynn at their

farm house. Food, foood, foood, beer, beer, soda pop, and all sorts

of goodies that made me feel so unhappy because I enjoyed them so

much.

 

> AND THE OTHER ATTENDEES!! OH MY GAWD!!! I expected servants and

> followers of the great dreadlocked master, not the highly educated

> and skilled people who were masters unto themselves. Professors

and

> business owners,

 

I felt stupid next to all those NLP trainers, and those REAL Huna

trainers, and those professional Hypnotists, and those college

professors (at least 3 of these doctors) who also came to the

backwoods to learn from the Master himself. All those smart people

were doing the drills side by side wiht me and saying Doc's

mantra, " if you can say the word FUCK, you can't do it " . Actually he

didn't say that. What doc did was tell us about someone else saying

that.

 

Depressed William

 

> BEAUTIFUL, HANDSOME, STRONG PEOPLE, WITH VISON AND

> PURPOSE.And I thought I would be greeted at the door with leis and

> accolades for traveling the fartherest to attend, all the way from

> Arizona!!! BUT NOOOOOOO, I was shown up by people from Australia,

> All over Europe, Canada and every corner of the US.

> DONT EVER GO TO ONE OF THESE SEMINARS IF YOU'RE HAPPY IN YOUR

LITTLE

> CORNER OF COMPLACENCY TOWN, NESTLED IN BY MOUNDS OF WARM CRAP TO

> KEEP YOU COMFORTABLE LIKE I WAS! BECAUSE NOW ALL I HAVE IS A CLEAR

> VISION, A HUNGER AND BURNING THIRST FOR MORE, A NEW POSTURE, AND

MY

> PARTNER WAS JUST GETTING USED TO THE BENT, HUMPED AND TWISTED ONE

I

> HAD! BELIEVE ME!!! IM sure YOU'LL BE HAPPIER JUST WHERE YOU ARE!!

>