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NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

 

Six married men will be dropped on an island with 1 car and

 

4 kids each, for 6 weeks.

 

 

 

Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or dance classes.

 

 

 

There is no access to fast food.

 

 

 

Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house clean, correct

all homework,

 

complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.

 

 

 

The men only have access to television When the kids are asleep and all chores

are done.

 

There is only one TV between them and ......... there is NO REMOTE

 

 

 

The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, which they must apply

themselves,

 

either while driving or while making four lunches.

 

 

 

They must attend weekly PTA meetings;

 

clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m.;

 

make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks,

 

a tortilla and one marker;

 

and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.

 

 

 

The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.

 

 

 

The last man wins ........ only if

 

he has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.

 

 

 

If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over again

 

for the next 18-25 years...eventually earning the right to be called " Mother. "

 

 

 

One more thing, they cannot kill themselves or the kids, or they automatically

get voted off.