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Good Day Brothers and Sisters,

Its Thursday, 14th August 2008

 

 

TIME FOR SOME LAUGHS ...

 

 

Two doctors Dr Smith and Dr. Jones, one a psychiatrist and the other aProctologist opened an office in a small town and put up a sign:"Hysteria's and Posteriors."The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it To read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids. "This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council,They changed the sign to: "Catatonics and High Colonic's" No go.Next, they tried: "Manic Depressives and Anal Reten tive." Thumbs downAgain.Then came: "Minds and Behinds." Still no good.Another attempt resulted in: "Lost Souls and Butt Holes." UnacceptableAgain.So they tried: "Analysis and Anal Cysts." No way!"Freaks and Cheeks?" Still a no go."Loons and Moons?" Forget

it.Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with:"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."Everyone loved it!

 

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Until next time, make it a blessed day,

Make this day good

 

 

 

 

Working for God on earth does not pay much, but His Retirement plan is out of this world.

Help someone have a nice day,

visit www.thehungersite. com

 

With best wishes,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Love you all

 

(bruntno1

Cybugle )

 

 

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