21 reasons (excuses) NOT to use a Rebounder

November 21, 2009

, " kaytayqt "

<kaytayqt wrote:

> I actually haven't found a rebounder yet,

KT,

I think I'll have some fun here with this post of yours.

Here goes!

1. An excuse which is just a negative belief.

>but I honestly haven't remembered to look for one when I'm out shopping.

2. Another excuse.

>I always think of it at home when I've got the urge to bounce around the house

like a rubber ball.

3. Guilt.

4. And an 'away-from'.

> We have (very squeaky) wooden floors that I'm sure would hold up

5-6. Another excuse. Actually two here.

> well but there is a ceiling fan in the middle of every room

7. Another excuse.

> and the ceilings are only 8 foot ceilings (or so).

8. Another excuse.

> We are so limited!

9-10-11-12-13-14-15-16...A GROUP of excuses.

>ARGH! I think I could fit a rebounder int he hallway

17. A 'maybe', or 'maybe not', so I'll classify it as another excuse.

>so I'll have to measure the width of the hallway

18. Another excuse of stuff to do BEFORE you get one, which is another massive

limitation.

> and try to go out and get one.

19. The word " try " presupposes " failure " so you are NOT going to.

> It's good to know jumping rope

20. Another reason for an excuse.

>or kicking butt would work too

21. Another reason for NOT doing it.

Doc

John La Tourrette, PhD

PS. any Wal-Mart sells them for less than twenty bucks. I spend more than that

for a mocha and a bagel. A flea market has them for a buck to five bucks.

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