Guest guest Posted December 17, 2002 Report Share Posted December 17, 2002 - <PLANETNEWS <undisclosed-recipients:> Tuesday, December 17, 2002 2:19 PM Knowing Stuff... > > @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ > PLANETNEWS broadcast... > > Knowing Stuff > > > > Two strangers are sitting in an adjacent seats in airplane. One guy says > > > to the other, " Let's talk. I hear that the flight will go faster if you > > > strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. " > > > > > > The other guy, who had just opened a good book, closes it slowly, takes > > > off his glasses and asks, " What would you like to discuss? " > > > > > > The first guy says, " Oh, I don't know; how about Nuclear Power? " > > > > > > The other guy says, " OK, that could make for some pretty interesting > > > conversation. But let me ask you a question first: A horse,a cow, and > > > a deer all eat the same stuff, but the deer excretes pellets; the cow, > > > big patties; and the horse, road apples or meadow muffins. Why is that? " > > > > > > The first guy says, " I don't know. " > > > > > > The other guy says, " Oh? Well then, do you really think you're qualified > > > to discuss Nuclear Power when you don't know shit? " > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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