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If it ain't broke...don't get an unnecessarily complex gadget to take its place.

 

 

 

 

 

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Gizmodo's list of the worst SkyMall gadgets of 2007 included a hot dog bun warmer, an animatronic Elvis robot, and a pre-decorated Christmas tree.

 

 

 

 

 

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Are the people behind SkyMall joking?

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With gizmos like the Vocal Recognition Grocery List Organizer, we sure hope so. Take the complexity out of basic tasks like opening cans, and stick with old-school, non-electric devices instead of unnecessary gadgets. You'll save energy and burn a few calories while you're at it.

 

The Benefits

 

Saving on energy bills. Example: If everyone in the United States used electric can openers instead of manual ones, it'd cost us a collective $36 mil per month. (You read that right: million.)

Less landfill. At the end of their useful lives, old-school gadgets generally take up less space at the dump than the contraptions advertised in your seatback pocket on the plane.

It's really not that hard. Fact: People opened wine bottles with non-Rube Goldbergian contraptions for, like, centuries (plus the speed is practically the same, and bonus - you can open cans during blackouts).

 

Personally Speaking

A business acquaintance gave Jen a Rabbit Deluxe Wine Opener Gift Set one Christmas. She took one look at the complicated apparatus and regifted it immediately.

 

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Pedrini Classic Can Opener - no-frills can opener ($5).

Staedtler Pencil Sharpener - in case you haven't switched to mechanical pencils ($2).

Update International Corkscrew - simple, old-fashioned corkscrew with a wooden handle ($2).

 

 

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