Health Humor: Signs Found in the Kitchen

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Health Humor: Signs Found in the Kitchen

1. A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen

is delirious.

2. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

3. A husband is someone who takes out the trash and

gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.

4. If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.

5. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

6. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

7. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for

they shall never cease to be amused.

8. A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.

9. Help keep the kitchen clean -- eat out.

10. Housework done properly can kill you.

11. Countless number of people have eaten in this

kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.

12. My next house will have no kitchen --- just

vending machines.

 

 

My Religion is simple. My religion is kindness~The Dalai Lama