Guest guest Posted March 26, 2006 Report Share Posted March 26, 2006 IQ TestA man walks into a bar. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"The man replies "150", and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, and nano technology.The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"The man responds, "about a 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns and women's breasts.Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?The man replies, "About 50, I think."And the robot says... really slowly, "So............... Ya gonna vote for Bush again?" Respect is love in plain clothes.Frankie Byrne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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