OT, disclaimered holiday greetings

[Guest guest]

Happy Holiday Greetings,

 

 

Please accept with no obligation, expressed or implied, best wishes for an

environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, low carb,

nonaddictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday,

practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of

your choice, or secular practices of your choice, or, if neither of the

foregoing is applicable, without regard to religious or secular tradition at

all. And, a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically

uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year

2004, not without due respect for the calendars of other cultures whose

contributions to society have helped make America great (not to imply that

America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only " America "

in the western hemisphere), and without regard to race, creed, color or age of

wishee(s).

 

 

 

BY ACCEPTING THIS GREETING, YOU ARE ACCEPTING THESE TERMS:

 

 

 

-This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.

 

 

 

-It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting.

 

 

 

-It implies no promise by the wisher(s) to actually implement any of the wishes

for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable

at the sole discretion of the wisher(s).

 

 

 

-This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of

good tidings for the period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent

holiday greeting, whichever comes first.

 

 

 

-The warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish

at the sole discretion of the wisher(s).

 

 

 

All B.S. aside...

 

Happy Holidays and a Wonderful 2004 NEW Year !