Guest guest Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 Dayzines.com presents Chet Day's Healthy Recipes Your Healthy Vegetarian Recipes Source Monday, February 18 2008 --------------------- Unload 9 Pounds Every 11 Days --------------------- The Idiot Proof Diet is designed for one reason -- to make the scale go down dramatically. And guess what? There are NO specific calorie limits on this diet, you may eat until you feel " satisfied " at every meal, no matter what. See http://chetday.com/cgi-bin/pl.cgi?idiot --------------------- Dear Diana, In today's issue of Healthy Recipes you'll find... Chet's Chatter Monday Food Joke Today's Quote From Einstein Today's Recipe No Bake Oatmeal Cookies Today's Health Article Morning Sickness Kit --------------------- Join Chet's Community of Healthy Recipes Lovers --------------------- Please forward this entire newsletter to friends and family so they too can enjoy healthy vegetarian recipes. For a free subscription to Chet's Healthy Recipes, visit http://dayzines.com/vegetarianrecipes.htm --------------------- Chet's Chatter --------------------- This feels like a good Monday to start with a food joke: An Irishman, a Mexican and a Redneck were doing construction work on the scaffolding of a tall building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, " Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building. " The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, " Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time, I'm going to jump off too. " The Redneck opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too. " Next day the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death. The Mexican opens his lunch, sees a burrito and jumps too. The Redneck opens his lunch, sees the bologna and jumps to his death as well. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife is weeping. She says, " If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again! " The Mexican's wife also weeps and says, " I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much. " Everyone turned and stared at the Redneck's wife. " Hey, don't look at me, " she said. " He makes his own lunch. " Oh, we're having a mega discount sale on our popular Cat's Purr CD, so if you want to save some big bucks on a relaxation CD that a lot of folks rave about, now's the time to check it out at http://chetday.com/cgi-bin/pl.cgi?sodz And, yes, we're shamelessly using my beautiful grandson James to help us promote this sale. He's really growing up quickly, and the picture of him on the above page is one of my favorites. And if you don't care about my CD or grandson, you will enjoy reading the new articles and recipes found at http://chetday.com/new.html -- Chet P.S. You can say goodbye to constipation with a gentle, natural colon cleansing product. See my detailed review at http://chetday.com/ultimatecoloncleansereview.htm --------------------- Today's Quote --------------------- To know what is impenetrable to us really exists, manifesting itself as the highest wisdom and the most radiant beauty... this knowledge, this feeling is at the center of true religiousness. -- Albert Einstein --------------------- Today's Healthy Recipes Courtesy of Beth --------------------- No Bake Oatmeal Cookies 1/3 cup honey 1/4 cup soy or nut milk 1 Tbs carob powder 1 cup quick oats 1/4 tsp vanilla 1/4 cup walnuts Handful of dried dates Combine honey, soy milk and carob in pan. Heat till boiling and boil for 1 minute, stirring. Remove from heat. Blend all ingredients together. Drop by spoonfuls onto wax paper or baking sheet sprayed with Pam. Will set up as they cool. Refrigerate. Makes 12-14. --------------------- Sponsor Says: Safely Remove Moles and Warts Permanently --------------------- And you thought you would have to live with those ugly little skin invaders for the rest of your life. Chris Gibson has discovered the secret in his treatment that, in his words, had his " moles and warts drop to the floor. " Get rid of moles and other epidermal uglies naturally at http://chetday.com/cgi-bin/pl.cgi?mole --------------------- Today's Health Article --------------------- The Morning Sickness Kit Natural aids and potential cures for morning sickness problems. Read this helpful article if you need help with morning sickness. http://chetday.com/morningsicknesscures.htm --------------------- Dayzines.com and Newsletter Content Copyright C 2007 by Chet Day Chet Day Health & Beyond Online P.O. Box 755 Earl, NC 28038-0755 To change your email address, double below: http://dayzines.com/cgi-bin/arp3/arp3-edit.pl?c=296850 & p=d8d599 To cancel your subscription, use the link below: http://dayzines.com/cgi-bin/arp3/arp3-un.pl?c=296850 & p=d8d599 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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