Time for a laugh

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Almost better than a cup of coffee to start your morning....

 

 

If you need a laugh, read through these Children's Science Exam Answers.

These are real answers given by children.

 

 

Q: Name the four seasons.

 

A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

 

 

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.

 

A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large

pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

 

 

 

Q: How is dew formed?

A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

 

 

 

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?

A: Keep it in the cow.

 

 

 

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?

A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends

to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and

nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

 

 

 

Q: What are steroids?

A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

 

 

 

 

Q: What happens to your body as you age?

A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

 

 

 

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?

A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery

 

 

 

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.

A: Premature death.

 

 

Q: What is artificial insemination?

A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.

 

 

 

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.) A: The

body is consisted into three parts---the brainium, the borax and the

abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax

contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the

five

bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.

 

 

 

Q: What is the fibula?

A: A small lie.

 

 

 

Q: What does " varicose " mean?

A: Nearby. (I do love this one...)

 

 

 

Q: Give the meaning of the term " Caesarean Section "

A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.

 

 

 

Q: What does the word " benign " mean?'

A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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