Guest guest Posted January 4, 2006 Report Share Posted January 4, 2006 S Tue, 3 Jan 2006 18:00:13 EST Equality In Kind And Justice. *** Attention: IRS Enclosed is my 2005 tax return & payment. Please take note of the attached article from USA Today newspaper. In the article, you will see that the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat. Please find enclosed four toilet seats (value $2400) and six hammers (value $1029). This brings my total payment to $3429.00. Please note the overpayment of $22.00 and apply it to the " Presidential Election Fund, " as noted on my return. Might I suggest you send the above mentioned fund a 1.5 inch screw. " (See attached article...HUD paid $22.00 for a 1.5 inch phillips head screw.) It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year. Sincerely, A very satisfied taxpayer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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