Phillip's Lightbulbs

[Guest guest]

The orginization of American society is an interlocking system of

semi-monopolies notoriously venal, an electorate nororiously unelightened,

misled by a mass media notoriously phony.

- Paul Goodman

 

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How the Bush Administration

Changes a Light Bulb

 

by Phillip Alscher

 

How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a

light bulb? -? I

 

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;

 

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb

needs to be changed;

 

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;

 

4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret

stockpile of light bulbs;

 

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for

the new light bulb;

 

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor,

standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change

Accomplished;

 

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting

in detail how Bush was literally in the dark;

 

8. One to viciously smear #7;

 

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush

has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;

 

10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference

between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

 

 

How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a

light bulb? -?

 

None.

There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; it's conditions are

improving every day.

Any reports of its lack of incandescence are delusional spin from

the liberal media.

That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say

undermines the lighting effect.

Why do you hate freedom?