BuzzFlash TOP FIVE HEADLINES Fri, 10 Mar 2006

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We invite you to examine this morning's edition of BuzzFlash in full.

Lot's of good stuff.

 

You can get a temporary surge of optimisim when you read that Bush's

ratings in the polls have dropped lower than a limbo bar lying on the

floor. And his base is starting to flee. Karl Rove must be in a panic.

Now, don't you feel better for the moment?

 

But then again, we have the Neanderthals coming out from their caves

in South Dakota, attempting to enslave women again. Read our BuzzFlash

GOP Hypocrite of the Week. But hold off eating your grits until you

do. It will leave you steaming.

 

And one of our readers came up with a brilliantly accurate -- albeit

disgusting -- political parody of the infamous Aristocrats' joke. Like

the original Aristocrats joke, you'll either love it or hate it.

 

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TOP FIVE HEADLINES

 

 

Bush Ratings Hit New Low. Kool Aid GOP Republicans Starting to Doubt

" The Great Leader. " Nearly four out of five Americans, including 70

percent of Republicans, believe civil war will break out in Iraq. GOP

Congress Running to Protect Itself.

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The Excuse for Bush's Iraq Pullout is Starting to Become a GOP Message

Point, From Rumsfeld on Down. Here's Bushevik Senator John Warner

Saying Civil War Would Warrant Iraq Pullout. Message to John: There is

a Civil War Going on, and Bush Unleashed It.

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Send the Caveman Legislators in South Dakota to Guantanamo and Let

Them Feel What Rape Feels Like. S.D. State Representative Bill Napoli

is Our BuzzFlash GOP Hypocrite of the Week. He Should be Shunned by

Any Human Being With an Ounce of Decency.

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Thom Hartmann's " Independent Thinker " Book of the Month: " Active

Liberty: Interpreting Our Democratic Constitution, " By Supreme Court

Justice Stephen Breyer

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A BuzzFlash Reader Sent Us This Brilliant Political Parody of the

Infamous Joke, " The Aristocrats. " If You Don't Know the Joke, You'll

Probably Still Enjoy It. And if You Do, You Most Certainly Will.

Exclusively on BuzzFlash. Inspired by the BuzzFlash Interview with Al

Franken.

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