Guest guest Posted April 2, 2006 Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 Newest front page news Bush Arrested By UN President Bush has been arrested just over an hour ago. The International Court of Justice in The Hague, Netherlands, put out a warrant for his arrest yesterday. A Black Ops team, sanctioned by the UN, has entered the White House and arrested both President Bush and his wife Laura, who are currently being being deported to an undisclosed location. “The team that came in and arrested the President overpowered the agents within minutes. It was quite embarrassing,†an anonymous source within the Secret Service said. Apparently, no shots were fired, and the operation only took about ten minutes. “This is an outrage!†Vice President Cheney said, just before he was wheeled away on a gurney, after a mild heart attack. Mr. Dennis Hastert, Speaker of the House, is presumed to take over the Presidency while both the President and Vice President are incapacitated. Witnesses saw a man and a woman being forced to enter a black helicopter on the front lawn of the White House, however, no official source has yet stated that these were in fact President Bush and the First Lady. UN officials have stated that “this is the first step to address the illegal war and occupation of Iraq†but were reluctant to offer further details. It is not clear when the trial against Bush, formally charged with starting an illegal war, will start, but preparations have been secretly underway for months. Comments whatevertrevor, Aprils fool BS... Had me going though, I shouted out accross the room to my mates, we all checked BBC news and then came the anger for being fooled... Fag. Khorinblake, on 4/1/2006 Damn it! I thought this was serious for a sec. Hah ha! Oh well Hanafi, on 4/1/2006 Though we all would love for this to happen, something like this is only short of a miracle ... Good April Fools joke, gave me a smile. :-) http://www.shoutwire.com/comments/8403/Bush_Arrested_By_UN Copyright 2005-2006 SHOUTWIRE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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