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May 3, 2006

" Stevo " <blue_meanie_9

Tue, 2 May 2006 22:08:38 -0700 (PDT)

FURTHER WHITE HOUSE SHAKE-UP: BUSH TO TRADE PLACES WITH `BUSH

IMPERSONATOR'

By Don Davis

In what is universally considered the most radical White House

change yet, President Bush has agreed to trade places with Steve

Bridges, the " Bush impersonator " who performed at the White House

Correspondents Dinner this past weekend.

A bipartisan consensus was reached that this would be a " win-win "

for the Country, since Bridges is obviously a lot smarter and

articulate than the President, and, conversely, the President is

clearly funnier than Bridges. Foreign policy experts are particularly

ecstatic, since they believe that in the upcoming critical

negotiations with Iran, it's crucial to have a President who can

actually pronounce the word " nuclear. "

Proponents of cloning and stem cell research are also strongly

supportive of the move, on the theory that this further vindicates the

notion that a new, improved version of an individual can be achieved.

It is also reported that Laura Bush is very excited over the idea

of a new mate, since she has apparently grown very frustrated by her

husband simply declaring " Mission Accomplished " — before he actually

finishes the job.

Leaders of both parties are also desperately seeking a " Rumsfeld

impersonator, " but it appears that Professor Irwin Corey is solidly

booked in Vegas for the forseeable future.

However, there is clearly no sentiment to find a Cheney

impersonator, since the fear is that the Vice President will just

shoot the poor guy in the face – and then take his heart.

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