Gave me a chuckle..

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>> BODY MEETING>> All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide >>who was the one in charge.>>>>>> "I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the >>body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".>>>>>> "I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate >>oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.">>>>>> "I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food >>and give all of you energy.">>>>>> "I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body >>wherever it needs to go.">>>>>> "I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body >>to see where it goes.">>>>>> "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible >>for waste removal.">>>>>> All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so >>in a huff, he shut down tight.>>>>>> Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach >>was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was >>toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.>>>>>> The Moral of the story?>>>>>> The asshole is usually in charge.