OT: A Valentine For Osama

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Best laugh I have had all week!

Thank ya, sir.

 

 

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Hi y'all,

 

Just to prove that my heart is fulla all kinds of love and understanding

for our enemies .. and to break into the spirit of Valentines Day with a

heart fulla compassion for the misunderstood souls on Earth - I'm gonna

pass this tear-jerker along to y'all .. Butch ;-p

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Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that his

teacher had explained the history of Valentine's Day.

 

" Since Valentine's day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish, " he

asks, " will God get mad at me for giving someone a Valentine? "

 

David's father thinks a bit, then says, " No, I don't think God would get

mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to? "

 

" Osama Bin Laden, " David says.

 

" Why Osama Bin Laden, " his father asks in shock.

 

" Well, " David says, " I thought that if a little American Jewish boy

could have enough love in his heart to give Osama a Valentine, he might

start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving

other people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent

Valentines to Osama, he might love everyone a whole lot. And then he'd

start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them

and how he didn't hate anyone anymore. "

 

His father's heart swelled and he looked at his boy with newfound pride.

 

" David, my son, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard. "

 

" Yea, I know, " David says, " and once that gets him out in the open, the

Marines or Special Forces could blow the shit out of him. "