Joke - Should Children Witness Childbirth

[Guest guest]

I've read that joke about 6 times now, and every time I read it I just laugh

out loud!

 

THAT is a good'un!

 

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" Dorothy " <db

 

Wednesday, January 22, 2003 8:26 PM

Joke - Should Children Witness Childbirth

 

 

> Since it seems like there are quite a few people who are new mothers or

soon to be new mothers on the list, I thought you might like this joke

>

> Dorothy

>

> Should children witness childbirth?

>

> Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic responded to the

call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn, a

3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see

while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was

asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born.

>

> The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.

Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help and

asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just

witnessed.

>

> Katelyn quickly responded, " He shouldn't have crawled in there in the

first place. Smack him again. "

>

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

Since it seems like there are quite a few people who are new mothers or soon to

be new mothers on the list, I thought you might like this joke

 

Dorothy

 

Should children witness childbirth?

 

Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic responded to the call. The

house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn, a 3-year-old girl, to

hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver

the baby. Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and

pushed, and after a little while Connor was born.

 

The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.

Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help and asked

the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

 

Katelyn quickly responded, " He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first

place. Smack him again. "