Guest guest Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 I think people will like this (if you haven't already seen it): How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb? * One to call Fox News so they can broadcast a story denying that the light bulb needed to be changed in the first place * One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed * One to blame Bill and Hillary for burning out the light bulb * One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have caused the light bulb to burn out and to find the stockpile of light bulbs * One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb * One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished * One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark * One to viciously smear 7 * One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along * One to arrange a Press Conference where Bush will tell everyone that he is the " Decider " and he decided all alone that the light bulb needed changing And (1+ / 0-) Of course the lightbulb never got successfully changed. I dunno, but I think the last is an appropriate last lin for your joke. Best Wishes, Demena by Demena on Mon May 01, 2006 by Benjaminwise on Mon May 01, 2006 © Kos Media, LLC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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