Disciples' Verdict

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MAY 10, 2006 © 2001-2006 Bongo News, Inc.

 

Disciples of Freud, Piaget and Kafka Weigh in on Bush

 

WASHINGTON, DC — " The man is psychotic, retarded and

absurd. " This was the tri-pronged pronouncement handed

down by disciples of Freud, Piaget and Kafka re our

Commander in Chief, George W. Bush, after his

performance at the White House Press Corps Dinner last

week.

 

This is a man who allows comics to snicker at his

breach of national security via the Plame outing after

joking last year about looking for weapons of mass

destruction under a couch.

 

" Lying him on a couch and supplementing with Thorazine

might be a solid approach, " said Freeda Freud, an

analyst and psychopharmacologist.

 

Bush confounds the diagnosis with stupid one-liners

about his inability to pronounce the word " nuclear, " a

task most children over the age of three can handle.

Author Robert Scheer has labeled Bush's daily

activities " playing president, " which may be an

exaggeration. Piaget descendants simply go with the

phrase " playing like an imbecile. "

 

And then in a folly that made existentialist Joseph K.

Kafka shout out, " Enough, the pain of life is too

much, " he trots out a double, a man who spoofs the

President by appearing to be an idiot.

 

Descendants of the famous neurosurgeon, Harvey

Cushing, will attempt to transplant the brain of a

learning-disabled chimpanzee who hears incoherent

voices and has a lust for reading Sartre's Nausea into

the cranial vault of one George W. Bush.

 

" Being and nothingness, that is the question

concerning the void within Bush's skull cavity, " Dr.

Cushy Jobb disclosed. " How he configures these insane

Press Corps dinners is beyond me. There's no cerebral

cortex in there and there's no there in there. "

 

Van Gross, MD