Guest guest Posted December 12, 2002 Report Share Posted December 12, 2002 Oh Butch, just had to come out of lurkdom to let you know, again, you have made me jiggle with giggles...Sue , Butch Owen <butchbsi@s...> wrote: > Two strangers are sitting in adjacent seats on an airplane. The slick > guy says to the pretty lady next to him, " Let's talk. I hear that the > flight will go faster if you strike up a conversation with your fellow > passenger. " > > The lady, who had just opened a good book, closes it slowly, takes off > her glasses and asks, " What would you like to discuss? " > > The guy says, " Oh, I don't know; how about nuclear power? " > > The woman says, " OK, that could make for some pretty interesting > conversation, but let me ask you a question first: A horse, a cow, and > a deer all eat the same stuff ... but the deer excretes pellets; the > cow, big patties; and the horse, clumps of dried grass. Why is that? " > > " I don't know, " says the guy. > > The woman says, putting her glasses back on ... " Oh? Well then, do you > really think you're qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't > know shit? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 13, 2002 Report Share Posted December 13, 2002 Hey Sue, Great to hear from you. :-P > Oh Butch, just had to come out of lurkdom to let you know, again, you > have made me jiggle with giggles...Sue Glad you did .. where you been? Somebody told me you done snuck off to some exotic South Sea island and opened a Cat House. ;-p Y'all keep smiling, Butch http://www.AV-AT.com PS: For you new folks .. Sue is one who has forty-eleven email addies and I always gotta go searching to see who it is sometimes. But she is the Lavender Cat http://www.thelavendercat.com/ :-P > > " I don't know, " says the guy. > > > > The woman says, putting her glasses back on ... " Oh? Well then, do > > you really think you're qualified to discuss nuclear power when you > > don't know shit? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 17, 2002 Report Share Posted December 17, 2002 , Butch Owen <butchbsi@s...> > > Glad you did .. where you been? Somebody told me you done snuck off to > some exotic South Sea island and opened a Cat House. ;-p > Texas! Daughter was very ill, better now and she's gonna have twins! Who told of my plans , thought I kept it secret....... Sue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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