SUPPLY-SIDE TERROR-NOMICS

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BUSH’S SUPPLY-SIDE TERROR-NOMICS

By Don Davis

 

A joint panel composed of the national intelligence

agencies, and the American Academy of Economists, has

concluded that by exponentially increasing the number

of terrorists, Bush Administration policies constitute

“Supply-Side Terror-nomics.”

 

According to the panel, Bush/Cheney Supply-Side

Terror-nomics works as follows: across-the-board

invasions of foreign countries, coupled with drastic

cuts in the resources needed to establish civil order

in those nations, results in a greater output of

global jihadists.

 

The theoretical model for this approach is known as

the Laugher Curve.

 

While supply-side economics was once derided by Bush

Senior as “voodoo economics” – which would result only

in large deficits – Supply-Side Terror-nomics appears

to be on more solid footing.

 

As noted economist and New York Times columnist Paul

Krugman explained, “Dubya has really accomplished what

many thought was impossible: both an unlimited supply

of Al Qaeda cells, and an actual surplus of countries

that utterly despise the United States.”

 

This analysis was confirmed by the non-partisan

Congressional Budget Office, which found that Bush has

created terrorists “as far as the eye can see.” The

CBO also stated that if one “stacked the terrorists up

on top of each other, not even counting their turbans,

they would go from here to the moon and back 79

times.”

 

But perhaps the most conclusive validation of

Supply-Side Terror-nomics can be seen in the latest

third-quarter results from Iraq, where there has been

an astounding 800% increase in decapitation gains.

 

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