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Yo Janet,

 

> Make that Damn Yankee, LOL as I stir the cauldron.

> Janet

 

I wuz danged near fourteen years old afore I larnt it twas two words.

 

Y'all keep smiling. ;-p Butch

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I think French would work just fine in this case cuz I ain't a Yankee and ya

can't trust the French!!!!

 

Smilin Effie

P.S. Hope you didn't suffer any repercussions from that earthquake. Been

thinking of your safety.

 

 

 

>Dear Abby:

>

>Due to having received a Dishonorable Discharge from the U.S. Army for

>Cowardice Under Fire, I find that I can't get a decent job so I am now a

>crack dealer in New Jersey ... and recently I have been diagnosed as a

>carrier of the HIV virus. My parents and their lovers live together in

>a suburb of Philadelphia and one of my sisters, an alcoholic, lives in

>Bensenville with her husband, who is a transvestite.

>

>My father and mother have recently been arrested for selling marijuana

>at the local grammar school and when they get out of jail they will

>likely be dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in

>Jersey City.

>

>I have two brothers. One is currently serving a life without parole

>sentence in Attica for the rape and murder of a teenage boy in 1994.

>

>The other brother is currently being held in the Wellington Remand

>Center on charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.

>

>I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who

>Lives in the Bronx and is still a part time " working girl " in a brothel.

>

>Her time there is limited as we hope to open our own brothel with her

>as the working manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested

>in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute

>themselves, it would be good to get them off the street, and hopefully,

>off their heroin habits.

>

>All things considered, my main problem is this. I love my fiancée and

>look forward to bringing her into the family and I certainly want to be

>totally honest with her. I want to tell her all the details about my

>family.

>

>But should I tell her about my distant cousin who is French?

>

>Signed,

>Worried About My Reputation

 

 

 

 

 

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