Guest guest Posted April 30, 2003 Report Share Posted April 30, 2003 Yo Janet, > Make that Damn Yankee, LOL as I stir the cauldron. > Janet I wuz danged near fourteen years old afore I larnt it twas two words. Y'all keep smiling. ;-p Butch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 4, 2003 Report Share Posted May 4, 2003 I think French would work just fine in this case cuz I ain't a Yankee and ya can't trust the French!!!! Smilin Effie P.S. Hope you didn't suffer any repercussions from that earthquake. Been thinking of your safety. >Dear Abby: > >Due to having received a Dishonorable Discharge from the U.S. Army for >Cowardice Under Fire, I find that I can't get a decent job so I am now a >crack dealer in New Jersey ... and recently I have been diagnosed as a >carrier of the HIV virus. My parents and their lovers live together in >a suburb of Philadelphia and one of my sisters, an alcoholic, lives in >Bensenville with her husband, who is a transvestite. > >My father and mother have recently been arrested for selling marijuana >at the local grammar school and when they get out of jail they will >likely be dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in >Jersey City. > >I have two brothers. One is currently serving a life without parole >sentence in Attica for the rape and murder of a teenage boy in 1994. > >The other brother is currently being held in the Wellington Remand >Center on charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. > >I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who >Lives in the Bronx and is still a part time " working girl " in a brothel. > >Her time there is limited as we hope to open our own brothel with her >as the working manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested >in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute >themselves, it would be good to get them off the street, and hopefully, >off their heroin habits. > >All things considered, my main problem is this. I love my fiancée and >look forward to bringing her into the family and I certainly want to be >totally honest with her. I want to tell her all the details about my >family. > >But should I tell her about my distant cousin who is French? > >Signed, >Worried About My Reputation >Get A Free Psychic Reading! >Your Online Answer To Life's Important Questions. >http://us.click./cjB9SD/od7FAA/AG3JAA/3O4qlB/TM >---~-> > >How To Make Rose Petal Jam - Step By Step Instructions >http://www.av-at.com/stuff/rosejam.html > >To Un send a blank e-mail to: - > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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