OT: Could you have passed the 8th Grade Exam in 1895?

[Guest guest]

You crazy nut! just one of the reasons we luv ya!

K-mart, Walmart ROFLMAO

 

 

>Hey Janet,

>

>This is TOUGH .. ain't no way I could even begin to pass it .. cept'in a

>couple'a questions.

>

> > 3. Of what use are rivers? Of what use is the ocean?

>

>Fishing and SCUBA Diving.

>

> > 4. Describe the mountains of North America.

>

>High.

>

> > 5. Name and describe the following: Monrovia, Odessa, Denver,

> > Manitoba, Hecla, Yukon, St. Helena, Juan Fernandez, Aspinwall and

> > Orinoco.

>

>All fur'in cities cept'in some are in the USA and one is a mountain whut

>done blowed most of itself up. Juan Fernandez was a flamenco dancer who

>now owns a Tex-Mex restaurant in Odessa, Texas.

>

> > 6. Name and locate the principal trade centers of the U.S.

>

>Walmart, Kmart, Target, Best Buy and Longhurst General Store in Guthrie.

>

> > 8. Why is the Atlantic Coast colder than the Pacific in the

> > same latitude?

>

>Cause Southeast folks are known for their warmth and hospitality and

>Northeast are known for putting out a lotta hot air.

>

> > 10. Describe the movements of the earth. Give the inclination

> > of the earth.

>

>Radical those movements. KKK, NAACP, Christian Right, Commie Left, ACLU

>Opportunists, Islamic Fundamentalists, .. with some exceptions that are

>nice like Kentucky Colonels and the NRA. As for inclination, the

>European part is inclined to be liberal .. same goes for the Northeast

>USA part. The Southeast USA part is inclined to be Conservative. The

>part of Africa below the Sahara is inclined to be chaotic and the part

>of the Middle East west of Turkey is inclined to be fanatical.

>

> > **********************************************

> > Notice that the exam took SIX HOURS to complete. Gives the

> > saying " he only had an 8th grade education " a whole new meaning,

> > doesn't it?! Also shows you how poor our education system has

> > become...

>

>Damn .. took me two hours to come up with whut I done wrote. Had to

>research them trade centers. Butch

>

>

[Guest guest]

Hey Janet,

 

This is TOUGH .. ain't no way I could even begin to pass it .. cept'in a

couple'a questions.

 

> 3. Of what use are rivers? Of what use is the ocean?

 

Fishing and SCUBA Diving.

 

> 4. Describe the mountains of North America.

 

High.

 

> 5. Name and describe the following: Monrovia, Odessa, Denver,

> Manitoba, Hecla, Yukon, St. Helena, Juan Fernandez, Aspinwall and

> Orinoco.

 

All fur'in cities cept'in some are in the USA and one is a mountain whut

done blowed most of itself up. Juan Fernandez was a flamenco dancer who

now owns a Tex-Mex restaurant in Odessa, Texas.

 

> 6. Name and locate the principal trade centers of the U.S.

 

Walmart, Kmart, Target, Best Buy and Longhurst General Store in Guthrie.

 

> 8. Why is the Atlantic Coast colder than the Pacific in the

> same latitude?

 

Cause Southeast folks are known for their warmth and hospitality and

Northeast are known for putting out a lotta hot air.

 

> 10. Describe the movements of the earth. Give the inclination

> of the earth.

 

Radical those movements. KKK, NAACP, Christian Right, Commie Left, ACLU

Opportunists, Islamic Fundamentalists, .. with some exceptions that are

nice like Kentucky Colonels and the NRA. As for inclination, the

European part is inclined to be liberal .. same goes for the Northeast

USA part. The Southeast USA part is inclined to be Conservative. The

part of Africa below the Sahara is inclined to be chaotic and the part

of the Middle East west of Turkey is inclined to be fanatical.

 

> **********************************************

> Notice that the exam took SIX HOURS to complete. Gives the

> saying " he only had an 8th grade education " a whole new meaning,

> doesn't it?! Also shows you how poor our education system has

> become...

 

Damn .. took me two hours to come up with whut I done wrote. Had to

research them trade centers. Butch