On Getting Old

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"OLD" IS WHEN...Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes ........ and you're barefoot."OLD" IS WHEN...... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door."OLD" IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face."OLD" IS WHEN... You don't care where your spouse goes, just long as you don't have to go along"OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police."OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today."OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot."OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.

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I've alway said, "When you get to be my age, should you live and have strength, being a regular guy has a whole different meaning.""Dr. Ian Shillington" <DocShillington wrote:

 

"OLD" IS WHEN...Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes ........ and you're barefoot."OLD" IS WHEN...... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door."OLD" IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the

wrinkles out of your face."OLD" IS WHEN... You don't care where your spouse goes, just long as you don't have to go along"OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police."OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber

today."OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot."OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.David (it means Beloved)There are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.

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