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[Guest guest]

Remember the fly in the soup joke here are some

veryations I came across.

Pat M

 

UPDATE ON THE WAITER, WAITER JOKES

 

Waiter, there's a bee in my soup.

 

Yes sir, it's the fly's day off.

 

Waiter, there's a spider in my soup.

 

Yes sir, I put it there to catch the fly.

 

Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.

 

Yes sir, they're not very good swimmers.

 

Waiter, what's this in my soup?

 

I'm not sure, sir. I can't tell one bug from another.

 

Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.

 

Yes, sir, it's the hot water that kills them.

 

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.

 

That's all right, sir, he won't drink much.

 

" Do not be afraid of enemies; the worst they can do is to kill you. Do

not be afraid of friends; the worst they can do is betray you. Be afraid of the

indifferent; they do not kill or betray. But only because of their silent

agreement, betrayal and murder exist on earth. "

- - -- Bruno Yasienski - " The Plot of the Indifferent " (1937)