Guest guest Posted December 29, 2003 Report Share Posted December 29, 2003 Are we suppose to do those things. Sorry, I remember love, honor and cherish, but those other disgusting words were not in my marriage vows. *snicker* and I read the fine print. MAKE A HAPPY MEMORY EVERY DAY: Evelyn Alternasense Skin Design Products www.alternasense.com<http://www.alternasense.com/> - Butch Owen<butchbsi < > Monday, December 29, 2003 10:28 PM OT: Spoilt Suthrun Wimmen he used words like: dust, wash, iron, cook... " " I'll pick you up in twenty minutes, " said the mother. Step By Step Instructions On Making Rose Petal Preserves: http://www.av-at.com/stuff/rosejam.html<http://www.av-at.com/stuff/rosejam.html> To adjust your group settings (i.e. go no mail) see the following link: /join<\ /join> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 30, 2003 Report Share Posted December 30, 2003 A young Suthrun gentleman married an aristocratic Suthrun Belle and shortly thereafter the couple went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. " Well, " said her mother, " So how was the honeymoon, darlin? " " Oh, Mama, " she replied, " The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic.. " and suddenly she burst out crying. " But, Mama, as soon as we returned, Bret started using the most horrible language .. things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to take me home..., PLEASE MAMA! " " Adeline, Adeline, " her mother said, " calm down! You must stay with your husband and work this out. People in our social group do NOT get divorced .. it would be so embarrassing we'd not be able to show our faces at all. Now, tell me, dear, what could be so awful? WHAT are the awful 4-letter words he is using? " " Please don't make me tell you, Mama, " wept the daughter, " I'm too am so embarrassed, and they're just too awful to repeat! COME GET ME, PLEASE!! " " Darlin, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your Mama these horrible 4-letter words! " Still sobbing, the young bride said, " Oh, Mama..., he used words like: dust, wash, iron, cook... " " I'll pick you up in twenty minutes, " said the mother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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