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Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi

 

2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton

 

1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope

 

Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: 1 bananosecond

 

Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram

 

Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: Knot-furlong

 

365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling: 1 lite

year

 

16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone: 1 Rod Serling

 

Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon

 

1000 aches: 1 kilohurtz

 

Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower

 

Shortest distance between two jokes: A straight line

 

453.6 graham crackers: 1 pound cake

 

1 million microphones: 1 megaphone

 

1 million bicycles: 2 megacycles

 

2000 mockingbirds! : two kilomockingbirds

 

10 cards: 1 decacards

 

1 kilogram of falling figs: 1 Fig Newton

 

1000 cubic centimeters of wet socks: 1 literhosen

 

1 millionth of a fish: 1 microfiche

 

1 trillion pins: 1 terrapin

 

10 rations: 1 decoration

 

100 rations: 1 C-ration

 

2 monograms: 1 diagram

 

8 nickels: 2 paradigms

 

3 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital:

1  I.V. League

 

Deb King

http://www.cottagehillsoaps.com

 

 

 

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