OT Saturnight live in Solentuna ;-) (long story)

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Imagine this: Bibbi, a slightly overweighted, blond gal in her 70th

is out taking an evening walk around our neighbourhood with her

companion. Bibbi has had this itch, well call it an urge, for the

last week or so, to meet some sexy guy to satisfy her needs. She

can't realy figure out what is going on in her body and mind, she's

no spring chicken anymore - but if nature calls, what do you do??

Walking by a house, she sees this white haired hunk of a guy standing

on his frontstep. His name is Assi and she have had her eyes on him

for quite some time now, but tonight she can't hold back anymore -

she brakes free from her companion, runs throught the gate and up the

stairs, jumping right at the quite astonished Assi. Well, to be

honest, he's 21, still a virgin and quite frankly, have tried to have

his way with several girls around the block, to no avail. He haven't

been able to figure out why, he's rather good looking, have kind eyes

and nice hair, but maybee he is just to straight forward?? So, Assi

can't quite believe his luck, even if Bibbi is quite old - who is he

to say no to a free lay??? So he say's thank you Mam and get's down

to business - right there and now. All is good until they realize

that they are stuck - literally stuck together, can't get away from

each other, no matter how hard they try. They even does some

wriggeling and ends up backwards butt to butt. Athletic certainly,

but not the least comfy and frankly - it starts to hurt too.

 

At this point my neighbour Nancy comes ringing on our door, she

giggles hystericaly and ask me what on earth they can do about it to

help and separate the desperate lovers. They have been like this for

over 15 minutes and is showing deer signs if distress. I think I read

somewhere that they can stay like this for 30-45 minutes and goes

over to have a look at the lovey doveys. I confess, I laughed so hard

I thoght I would split something. There they where, the 10 year old

yellow lab Bibbi and Fionas boyfriend Aslan the Samojed, locked

together butt to butt. How on earth he did manage to do this

turnaroung fromt eh normal doggie position is beyond me, but

according to my DH, that's what dogs do. A quick call to the vets

confiremed my believes, just let nature have it's way. After managing

to walk/drag each other under a small bush and roung 15 minutes of

whimpering they where suddenly relised from each other. Bibbi was

practicaly jumping up and down in fron of her Mom in sheer happiness

of being free and Aslan, well he looked soo confused and slightly

ashamed, licked his hurting private parts and just wished everyone

would go away.

 

Bibbis Mom hasn't got a clue about anything dogwise and if she don't

go by my recomendations and call a vet first thing Monday morning,

maybee there will be awhole bush of cute looking cross breed pups

running around the neighbourhood in a couple of months time.

Personaly I think Bibbi is way to old to be a first time Mom :-)

 

Fragrant Blessings,

Ylva

[Guest guest]

Hi Ylva,

That was really cute, you are a great story teller- the vet won't be

able to do much for Bibbi until about 30 days to confirm pregnancy,

but a check-up is good- sounds like you'll be seeing little furbabies

in about 62 days - I am on " watch " now my girl is due in 5 days!!!

If you like I have some links on what to expect.

Good luck to Bibbi and her mom.

Gea

 

 

, " ruby_mama2001 "

<ruby_mama2001> wrote:

>

> Bibbis Mom hasn't got a clue about anything dogwise and if she

don't

> go by my recomendations and call a vet first thing Monday morning,

> maybee there will be awhole bush of cute looking cross breed pups

> running around the neighbourhood in a couple of months time.

> Personaly I think Bibbi is way to old to be a first time Mom :-)

>

> Fragrant Blessings,

> Ylva

[Guest guest]

Hi gea,

Luckily Bibbi is not my furry baby - mine is Fiona and her we are

keeping a close watch over when she is in heat ;-P No chance here

that Alsan, the rascal will have his ways with her...We are saving

her virginity to some nice, handsome Ridgeback boy LOL.

 

The sad part was that Bibbis owner (or to be correct - the woman who

used to be married to Bibbis " Dad " ) don't have a clue on how to treat

dogs and why they do the things they do. Can you believe it - she had

a bitch in heat of leash??? After that ordeal and poor Bibbi was

practicaly jumpin gup and down in front of her, in sheer joy that the

whole thing was over - and the woman didn't even pet her or talk nice

to her. I had to do it, so I kissed her and told her she was a good

dog :-)

 

Fragrant Blessings,

Ylva

[Guest guest]

Hi Ylva,

I know your love for Fiona, and Bibbi is lucky you were there to

comfort her, unfortunately the deed is done so not much to do except

try and get her owner to get her proper care, its not easy whelping

pups,at least if you do it right:)

I hope all goes well with Bibbi, and despite the outcome the way you

told the story was very funny.

 

Gea

 

 

 

<ruby_mama2001> wrote:

> Hi gea,

> Luckily Bibbi is not my furry baby - mine is Fiona and her we are

> keeping a close watch over when she is in heat ;-P No chance here

> that Alsan, the rascal will have his ways with her...We are saving

> her virginity to some nice, handsome Ridgeback boy LOL.

> Fragrant Blessings,

> Ylva